Neurotic Owl

flapping vaguely downward through clouds of uncertainty on wings of existential dread

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Because Schadenfreude Seahorse is a jerk.

By the way, Slytherin?  Your house crest is easily the biggest pain in the ass to draw.  This is not improving my outlook on how much you suck. Please, feel … Continue reading

July 29, 2014 · Leave a comment

I’m just going to apologize in advance if your favourite character isn’t on one of these.

Because of course she is.

July 29, 2014 · Leave a comment

Flowers everywhere!

Also, pompoms!

July 26, 2014 · Leave a comment

How could I not draw a badger?

And yes, I do know that the brand Badgly Mischka is made up of two dudes, but how great would it be if their logo was a haughty looking badger … Continue reading

July 22, 2014 · Leave a comment

And the party will be stripey.

Seriously, who doesn’t love the ridiculous glittery fashion elf who is Betsey Johnson?  She’s like the magical love child of Lisa Frank and Tim Burton, but more awesome.When people talk … Continue reading

July 17, 2014 · Leave a comment

Did I miss a day? Oops.

The days kind of run together when I’m not working a set schedule.  Anyhoo, who wants some tartan? I have Lagerfeld on my list because someone mentioned him, but I … Continue reading

July 17, 2014 · Leave a comment

And ruffles. There should always be ruffles.

July 14, 2014 · Leave a comment

And while we’re discussing fashion icons. . .

I’m not going to link to a photo of Tim Gunn, because surely you know everybody’s favourite fashion uncle by now.  Instead, I’m going to send you to this video … Continue reading

July 10, 2014 · Leave a comment

Oh wait, did you need milk? She forgot the milk.

You know how I tend to think people are judging my groceries, like when I buy cookies and assume everyone in the store is silently mocking the fat chick with … Continue reading

July 5, 2014 · Leave a comment

Well, cartoon-ish things. ATCs, at least. Also, meet Abrasively Cheerful Kitten!

  I went to an ATC panel at ApolloCon, and while I usually find collaging frustration because I never have the thing I want, this was a table filled with … Continue reading

July 3, 2014 · Leave a comment