Neurotic Owl

flapping vaguely downward through clouds of uncertainty on wings of existential dread

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MOAR PANDAS! (except not technically pandas)

You should expect to be deluged with these all week, after which he may or may not ever reappear.  I got a little carried away the day of the zoo … Continue reading →

October 6, 2014 · Leave a comment

We went to the zoo.

This one’s either super cute or super offensive, so we’ll see what the greater voice of the internets has to say.  Or we would, if more than three people ever COMMENTED. … Continue reading →

September 30, 2014 · 2 Comments

Kitty video!

I’m still sick, as you’ll be able to tell if you follow the link to Charlie’s Mice Bucket Challenge video, but I figured those who don’t know me on Facebook … Continue reading →

September 6, 2014 · 1 Comment

Nope.

I have cartoons cued but I’m feeling extra sick today — like sweaty whenever I stay on my feet for long and just exhausted — and I’m just trying to … Continue reading →

September 5, 2014 · Leave a comment

As God is mah witness, I will never wear curtains again!

I promise, I’m definitely going to draw a more legit Bob Mackie cartoon, but thinking about what represents the ultimate Mackie design led me straight past sparkly dresses and Cher-wear … Continue reading →

August 28, 2014 · Leave a comment

Today will have to be a brave day.

So, full disclosure, the amazing leggings I got were free, because my awesome friend Katie of Lineage Wear needed plus size brand ambassadors (basically, pictures of my big butt wearing … Continue reading →

August 22, 2014 · Leave a comment

Because costumes for the playground are just what we do.

Not entirely coincidentally, I just finished a Susan Vreeland book about Renoir and his models during the time that he was painting ‘Le Dejeuner des Canotiers’, but now I want … Continue reading →

August 20, 2014 · Leave a comment

Never go in against an eight-year-old when flowers are on the line.

Or a Sicilian when death is.  Vizzini might not take you down, but Sophia totally will. She’s killed before. Since I seem to be on a wedding kick, I remembered … Continue reading →

August 19, 2014 · Leave a comment

Congratulations, Siky Butch & the Wife!

This is a very specific cartoon for two very awesome ladies who got married Saturday, so apologies if it doesn’t mean much to anybody else.  Cute, though, yeah?

August 18, 2014 · Leave a comment

Which is why there are big red scratches on my cleavage right now.

My Charlie cat is sweet and lovable and charming and clumsy as all hell.  He never scratches me on purpose, but he loves being on my lap or my shoulder, … Continue reading →

August 15, 2014 · Leave a comment