Neurotic Owl

flapping vaguely downward through clouds of uncertainty on wings of existential dread

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Seriously, don’t mess with this bridesmaid.

I was reminded of this story the other night — a while back, I was a bridesmaid in my friend L’s wedding, and I have this tendency when my friends … Continue reading →

August 14, 2014 · 4 Comments

Rococo dresses are like potato chips. You can’t have just one.

  Also, they’re ruffly.  And possibly salty, based on the difficulty of cleaning. Forget I said that last bit, it’s gross. True, but gross. Because swinging is super fun, but … Continue reading →

August 11, 2014 · Leave a comment

Which was the term in his day, so stop giving me side-eye.

Aaaand here‘s a nice page on Poiret, one of the earlier designers to just plain ignore what humans are shaped like in favour of whatever oddly flanged column he felt … Continue reading →

August 7, 2014 · Leave a comment

True, loyal, unafraid of toil? Check.

Because he cleans his truck thoroughly and often, because he (or his human avatar) will invent bacon wrapped churros with salted caramel dipping sauce when he says he will, and … Continue reading →

July 30, 2014 · 2 Comments

Because Schadenfreude Seahorse is a jerk.

By the way, Slytherin?  Your house crest is easily the biggest pain in the ass to draw.  This is not improving my outlook on how much you suck. Please, feel … Continue reading →

July 29, 2014 · Leave a comment

I’m just going to apologize in advance if your favourite character isn’t on one of these.

Because of course she is.

July 29, 2014 · Leave a comment

Flowers everywhere!

Also, pompoms!

July 26, 2014 · Leave a comment

How could I not draw a badger?

And yes, I do know that the brand Badgly Mischka is made up of two dudes, but how great would it be if their logo was a haughty looking badger … Continue reading →

July 22, 2014 · Leave a comment

And the party will be stripey.

Seriously, who doesn’t love the ridiculous glittery fashion elf who is Betsey Johnson?  She’s like the magical love child of Lisa Frank and Tim Burton, but more awesome.When people talk … Continue reading →

July 17, 2014 · Leave a comment

Did I miss a day? Oops.

The days kind of run together when I’m not working a set schedule.  Anyhoo, who wants some tartan? I have Lagerfeld on my list because someone mentioned him, but I … Continue reading →

July 17, 2014 · Leave a comment