Neurotic Owl

flapping vaguely downward through clouds of uncertainty on wings of existential dread

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It’s a love that will last forever.

Coming soon-ish, various other characters marrying items I’ve promised to marry.  For instance, cheese.

May 27, 2014 · Leave a comment

As drawn by the girl who just apologized to a table for bumping into it.

May 23, 2014 · Leave a comment

Mic drop.

Oh, please, do tell me all about how white cisgendered straight Christian men have it harder than anybody.  I’ll just be over here, loading a Nerf gun with Tampons.  You … Continue reading →

May 21, 2014 · Leave a comment

Parties are scary sometimes anyway.

I’m very lucky to have found friends who both throw totally non-scary parties and are also pretty great about letting you know, clearly and specifically, when you’re invited.  Still, you … Continue reading →

May 16, 2014 · Leave a comment

You know how people are always supposed to choose between flying or invisiblity?

If they were a superhero, I mean.  I want to be the kind of person who says flying, but there are too many times when being able to disappear would … Continue reading →

May 15, 2014 · Leave a comment

Today will not be funny or cheerful. Sorry.

So there’s a thing I haven’t talked about here yet, but this new character means that I sort of need to address it.  As with all of the other intensely … Continue reading →

May 13, 2014 · 4 Comments

BUBBLE PIPE. That is all.

May 12, 2014 · Leave a comment

Dies ist ein sehr betrunken otter.

Please feel free to correct Google’s German.  And I know, I know — I just did Neurotic Owl at Oktoberfest in the paper dolls, and it’s not even Oktober.  I … Continue reading →

May 9, 2014 · Leave a comment

Because invading the Earth for our copper or our women or whatever is just silly.

May 6, 2014 · Leave a comment

This isn’t a post.

But I swear there’ll be a real one when I get home — yesterday was a little stressful, since I found out while at the office five minutes before my … Continue reading →

April 30, 2014 · Leave a comment