Neurotic Owl

flapping vaguely downward through clouds of uncertainty on wings of existential dread

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Reading is FUNdamental. Or something.

Look, I just ranted yesterday, so sorry about this, but there was an article that I am absolutely not going to link to (because more readers make the source happy) … Continue reading

June 7, 2014 · Leave a comment

And now I’m picturing Manic Pixie Otter smashing out the window of her car, all sexy like. Theoretically.

Because no one can argue that Patrick Swayze wasn’t sexy as all get out in that movie, but the window smashing?  That’s just poor planning.  Use your disadvantaged street kid … Continue reading

June 3, 2014 · Leave a comment

Mic drop.

Oh, please, do tell me all about how white cisgendered straight Christian men have it harder than anybody.  I’ll just be over here, loading a Nerf gun with Tampons.  You … Continue reading

May 21, 2014 · Leave a comment

BUBBLE PIPE. That is all.

May 12, 2014 · Leave a comment

Dies ist ein sehr betrunken otter.

Please feel free to correct Google’s German.  And I know, I know — I just did Neurotic Owl at Oktoberfest in the paper dolls, and it’s not even Oktober.  I … Continue reading

May 9, 2014 · Leave a comment

Because invading the Earth for our copper or our women or whatever is just silly.

May 6, 2014 · Leave a comment

Now, to defeat Mojo Jojo!

April 29, 2014 · Leave a comment

OTTER. And some clothes.

I don’t like to pick favourites, but I do really, really like this set.  

April 11, 2014 · Leave a comment

Dolls! Made of paper! Part 2.

The pale yellow tab is meant to lap behind her face, to help hold the wig in place.  There’ll be lots more of those on tomorrow’s dolls.  It’s hard making … Continue reading

April 7, 2014 · Leave a comment

This is infinitely creepier than I meant it to be. Also, FAQs!

Seriously, I was going for cute.  She’s not stealing the baby permanently, she just wants to hold it and sing to it and possibly sniff its head and play with … Continue reading

March 27, 2014 · Leave a comment