Neurotic Owl

flapping vaguely downward through clouds of uncertainty on wings of existential dread

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This one is very belated, but it’s really Hannukah’s fault for being early.

I blame you, festival of fried foods gambling  lights! I know, I know — that’s a huuuuge dreidel.  I think we can all assume that scale is not so much … Continue reading

December 12, 2013 · Leave a comment

Part the third! Also, some exclamation points!!!!!!

Sad trombone. Also, my kitty has a cold, and I know, I know, it’s just sneezing, it’s fine.  He ate his breakfast as usual, and we just last Friday saw … Continue reading

December 11, 2013 · 1 Comment

Everytime I think I’m out of art jokes, they pull me back in!

Which, speaking of repetitive things that are repetitive, have I tried to sell you a calendar yet today?  I swear I’ll stop soon — at least, once the new year … Continue reading

December 4, 2013 · Leave a comment

Can you tell I’m a little rusty? I really am. Or maybe he just put on weight since I haven’t exercised him much lately.

Seriously, it’s amazing how much I lose the knack of drawing him after a few weeks off.  Anyway, this was drawn at that same art auction this weekend, when someone … Continue reading

November 21, 2013 · Leave a comment

Part three! Also, you should not eat that quiche, my owl.

 

November 12, 2013 · 1 Comment

Part 2! The real mystery is when part 3 will be.

November 11, 2013 · 1 Comment

A Scrooge McDuck-style candy vault would be way more fun and probably less painful to dive into, as long as you skipped the lollipops.

Although that IS how you get ants.

November 6, 2013 · Leave a comment

I also drew this one at the doctor’s office. I’m sure you’d have never guessed.

It’s surprisingly difficult to draw an owl sucking in his stomach without just making look like a thinner owl. Sorry, this in not my strongest, most body-positive self; I’m trying … Continue reading

October 30, 2013 · 1 Comment

Some things I learned this week. Or possibly just random babbling.

1. The phrase ‘tit wagon’ will never stop amusing me.  It came up at one of my jobs and led to a rolling giggle fit, and now it’s my new … Continue reading

October 28, 2013 · 3 Comments

This is left over from the night we saw ‘Priscilla’, so now you know what song was in my head.

Unless he meets Joss Whedon, of course.  Or, apparently, George R.R. Martin.  Or possibly J.K. Rowling.  Dammit, writers, why must you kill the things I love? Except I can’t really … Continue reading

October 21, 2013 · Leave a comment