Neurotic Owl

flapping vaguely downward through clouds of uncertainty on wings of existential dread

Tag Archives: owls

So, yeah. Clearly today is actually Saturday. Good job, me.

So I had yesterday off work and thus, despite knowing it was Friday, posted as if it were Saturday because brains, not so much. The Queen of Hearts thinks that … Continue reading

February 23, 2013 · 1 Comment

I feel like his initials may have let him down here.

So yes, I should have posted this in time for that holiday we had, but I drew it after the fact.  Anyone else remember making mailboxes or decorated bags for … Continue reading

February 21, 2013 · Leave a comment

In Defense of Neurotic Owl

First of all, now I have Stephen Lynch’s ‘In Defense of a Peepshow Girl’ in my head, so thanks, me. The thing I’ve been thinking about, though, is this.  This … Continue reading

February 21, 2013 · 4 Comments

His pony name is ‘Twitchy Feathers’.

February 20, 2013 · Leave a comment

Backwing Boys? N’Beak? Help me out here.

The one with the goatee is clearly the rebel.

February 19, 2013 · 1 Comment

This quote just came up in conversation on a friend’s facebook, and I couldn’t resist.

Also, now I can’t stop hearing Michael Dorn reading ‘Go the Fuck to Sleep’ in my head.  It’s a long story.

February 17, 2013 · Leave a comment

Is it a facepalm if you’re using a wing?

That’s your sister!  Stop it!  You should not be looking at that girl like that because she’s malnourished and possibly suffering from Stockholm syndrome, told you not to, and YOUR … Continue reading

February 17, 2013 · Leave a comment

His name is Schadenfreude Von Owlingen until someone gives me a better one.

In a related note, that’s totally my great-grandpa’s mustache. Although I think Uncle Joe may have upstaged him with the ‘stache/eyebrow combination.  Not actually my uncle I don’t think, probably … Continue reading

February 16, 2013 · Leave a comment

In which I talk about serious shit because it’s my blog and you can’t stop me.

So if you don’t know about the silver ribbon, go read this: http://thebloggess.com/2012/01/the-fight-goes-on/   Then go ahead and read everything else The Bloggess has written, because that shit’s hilarious.  ‘Sokay, I’ll … Continue reading

February 15, 2013 · 5 Comments

Bonus post! In which I try to sell you stuff. I mean, not hard, since I make less than a dollar from these, but still.

http://www.zazzle.com/neurotic_owl_sticks_to_your_fridge_magnets-160915074794174034 Basically, this: on a magnet. Painfully literal, thy name is Neurotic Owl.

February 14, 2013 · Leave a comment