So, yeah. Clearly today is actually Saturday. Good job, me.
So I had yesterday off work and thus, despite knowing it was Friday, posted as if it were Saturday because brains, not so much. The Queen of Hearts thinks that … Continue reading
Backwing Boys? N’Beak? Help me out here.
The one with the goatee is clearly the rebel.
This quote just came up in conversation on a friend’s facebook, and I couldn’t resist.
Also, now I can’t stop hearing Michael Dorn reading ‘Go the Fuck to Sleep’ in my head. It’s a long story.
Is it a facepalm if you’re using a wing?
That’s your sister! Stop it! You should not be looking at that girl like that because she’s malnourished and possibly suffering from Stockholm syndrome, told you not to, and YOUR … Continue reading
His name is Schadenfreude Von Owlingen until someone gives me a better one.
In a related note, that’s totally my great-grandpa’s mustache. Although I think Uncle Joe may have upstaged him with the ‘stache/eyebrow combination. Not actually my uncle I don’t think, probably … Continue reading
Bonus post! In which I try to sell you stuff. I mean, not hard, since I make less than a dollar from these, but still.
http://www.zazzle.com/neurotic_owl_sticks_to_your_fridge_magnets-160915074794174034 Basically, this: on a magnet. Painfully literal, thy name is Neurotic Owl.