Stare into his unblinking beady gaze.
This is a very specific one-off that may require explanation. One of my friends recently went to Peru and ate 1/17th of a guinea pig (because she was with 16 … Continue reading
Oh wait, did you need milk? She forgot the milk.
You know how I tend to think people are judging my groceries, like when I buy cookies and assume everyone in the store is silently mocking the fat chick with … Continue reading
There’ll be cartoons tomorrow, I swear.
A year and a month ago, I wrote this. Never say I don’t keep at least a few of my promises. And the truth is? I felt pretty decent wearing … Continue reading
And yet another holiday goes by that I don’t know how to buy a card for.
Because Father’s/Mother’s/whatever day comes with two choices in cards: super sentimental (“You’re the bestest dad in the whole wide world! You were always there for me and did everything right … Continue reading
This one’s all poky and ouchy and sad.
Not entirely coincidentally, I’m working on replacing my possibly 15 year old twin mattress with a nice new full, like the grownups have. I’m also trying to work with my … Continue reading
In the continuing list of inanimate objects and other non-human things I’ve said I’d marry.
Those would be my black heels, which were worn out five years ago, but are so freaking comfortable that I just can’t let them go until I’ve found a suitable … Continue reading
Today will not be funny or cheerful. Sorry.
So there’s a thing I haven’t talked about here yet, but this new character means that I sort of need to address it. As with all of the other intensely … Continue reading
Oh, look! A post! It’s like I’m reliable or something. Mostly or something.
I’m just going to leave this here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hpiIWMWWVco It’s clearly not the best quality video, but this is the first version I remember from mah childhood (except in black and … Continue reading
Moooooon Chiiiiiiiild!
It’s Thursday, which apparently means that old stuff is acceptable, which is excellent timing because I just last night finished reading The Neverending Story and SOMEBODY ELSE READ IT SO … Continue reading
Um. . . so. . . right.
I got nothing, y’all. I was out last night watching Das Rheingold: Zardoz v. Barbarella* of all things, and I realized this morning that I haven’t uploaded the colour dolls … Continue reading
