Neurotic Owl

flapping vaguely downward through clouds of uncertainty on wings of existential dread

Tag Archives: self-loathing

And she will happily perform your gay wedding there.

Or, as we of the future will call them, weddings. So I was going to post Supreme Court-topical type posts today, because I scanned Equality Owl and Otter and Hedgehog … Continue reading

March 28, 2013 · 1 Comment

As Tim Gunn would say, edit!

Every cut was like a sword through his heart.     It was hard.  Editing novel/So many little word deaths/ Why do I do this?  

March 11, 2013 · Leave a comment

Next he’ll start talking about the Snowy Owl party he went to last week.

March 5, 2013 · Leave a comment

So, yeah. Clearly today is actually Saturday. Good job, me.

So I had yesterday off work and thus, despite knowing it was Friday, posted as if it were Saturday because brains, not so much. The Queen of Hearts thinks that … Continue reading

February 23, 2013 · 1 Comment

I feel like his initials may have let him down here.

So yes, I should have posted this in time for that holiday we had, but I drew it after the fact.  Anyone else remember making mailboxes or decorated bags for … Continue reading

February 21, 2013 · Leave a comment

In Defense of Neurotic Owl

First of all, now I have Stephen Lynch’s ‘In Defense of a Peepshow Girl’ in my head, so thanks, me. The thing I’ve been thinking about, though, is this.  This … Continue reading

February 21, 2013 · 4 Comments

Is it a facepalm if you’re using a wing?

That’s your sister!  Stop it!  You should not be looking at that girl like that because she’s malnourished and possibly suffering from Stockholm syndrome, told you not to, and YOUR … Continue reading

February 17, 2013 · Leave a comment

Sometimes he makes poor life choices.

January 30, 2013 · Leave a comment

Somehow I don’t think it’s going to work.

“I see. . . despair.”

January 29, 2013 · Leave a comment

Neurotic Owl’s OKCupid photo is of a condor.

January 24, 2013 · Leave a comment