Neurotic Owl

flapping vaguely downward through clouds of uncertainty on wings of existential dread

Tag Archives: terrible ideas

With his mother-of-pearl opera glasses. Because he’s classy, that’s why.

Usually when I go to a show I end up drawing something related to said show during intermission, but since this was drawn while my mom and I were at … Continue reading

January 30, 2014 · Leave a comment

Prepare yourself for ranting.

(This is an old cartoon, but it suits my topic for today) So I had fun at Space City Con this weekend, although more hanging out with my friends and … Continue reading

January 8, 2014 · Leave a comment

These are not cartoons.

Since I’m home sick today and don’t feel like writing anything that makes sense, and most of my current cartoons involve at least mini-rants, have these pictures of Tiny Rogue … Continue reading

January 7, 2014 · Leave a comment

Eating. It keeps us alive.

You’d think that any relatively sane person who gets hypoglycemic would be able to remember that eating is important, but I am the worst at that, possibly because of that … Continue reading

December 20, 2013 · Leave a comment

The other three and twenty are hiding.

December 18, 2013 · Leave a comment

Very few people bend that way, and even fewer owls.

This one happened because my awesome friends C and V brought back an illustrated pamphlet of ancient Mayan sex positions from a recent cruise, and some of the drawings were … Continue reading

December 16, 2013 · Leave a comment

Part 2! Now, with less cryptic and depressing rants!

I was in a mood yesterday.  What can I say?  Oh, right, this: He looks awfully cheery, doesn’t he?  I totally got the dry-erase-mustache-on-cone-of-shame idea from the Bloggess, and, while … Continue reading

December 10, 2013 · Leave a comment

Well, this is embarrassing.

I got nothing, y’all.  There are cartoons, but they’re not scanned yet, because I was working on my portfolio and that eats my brain and also my computer’s brain.  It’s … Continue reading

December 5, 2013 · Leave a comment

This is going to be worse than that time he went to the luau. . .

  Oh, by the way, I just finished putting together a calendar, because clearly that’s exactly what your friends and family need for the coming year: a calendar full of … Continue reading

November 29, 2013 · Leave a comment

THANKSGIVVUKAH!

I always worry when he gets out the goggles. You know, as delightful as that Buzzfeed list of Thanksgivvukah foods is, and as much as I enjoy the existence of … Continue reading

November 28, 2013 · 1 Comment