Neurotic Owl

flapping vaguely downward through clouds of uncertainty on wings of existential dread

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He’s not great at tying knots.

This is what happens when he spends too much time at Manic Pixie Otter’s . . . den?  burrow?  space station?  I’m going to go with den. In case you’re … Continue reading

July 8, 2013 · Leave a comment

FAAAAAAAALCOOOOOOOR!

Which is nice for him, I’m sure, since I’m currently overcommitted as usual and feeling sliiiightly hysterical.  Excuse me, I may be retreating back to the blanket fort.  It’s going … Continue reading

July 7, 2013 · 2 Comments

Saturday! Once again, a reminder that I can actually draw something besides owl cartoons, and a word of warning about costume design.

So this is a rendering, aka the most fun part of designing a show 90% of the time.  It’s not actually terribly well thought out as an image, since the … Continue reading

July 6, 2013 · 2 Comments

He tangoes with wolves, to be accurate.

And if you don’t think I spent a stupid amount of time considering how to draw a wolf doing the tango, you don’t yet fully comprehend my tendency to overthink … Continue reading

July 2, 2013 · Leave a comment

Today on Neurotic Owl, we find out whether you can really make a bomb out of bat guano and fruit loops.

June 25, 2013 · 3 Comments

And now back to your regularly scheduled cartoons, which don’t have to rhyme.

Hooray!  If I do eventually do a counting book with Manic Pixie Otter, remind me that doing it in rhymed couplets is a dumb plan.  I’ll still do it, but … Continue reading

June 21, 2013 · Leave a comment

Fiiiinally, Neurotic Owlphabet: the part after 12. AKA the end.

I’m only 34, but I’m a darn crotchety 34. Just to be clear, the scary part of this isn’t the zombies — it’s being stuck at a dance party.  Alone.  … Continue reading

June 21, 2013 · Leave a comment

I Break for Bookmarks.

I swear I’ll decide how to finish this alphabet soon.  Until then, here are some bookmarks I drew:

June 19, 2013 · 1 Comment

Neurotic Owlphabet, part 11.

  He borrowed the compact from Manic Pixie Otter.  Obviously an owl would never own a leopard print compact.  That would just be silly. So different people react to things … Continue reading

June 16, 2013 · Leave a comment

Don’t read this one if you have needle or clown issues. Also, this is Neurotic Owlphabet part 10. Three left!

I was careful to draw two clowns with one axe, so yes, the caption is accurate.  If you didn’t already know it, I am totally that person.  Also, I used … Continue reading

June 14, 2013 · 4 Comments