Neurotic Owl

flapping vaguely downward through clouds of uncertainty on wings of existential dread

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A Scrooge McDuck-style candy vault would be way more fun and probably less painful to dive into, as long as you skipped the lollipops.

Although that IS how you get ants.

November 6, 2013 · Leave a comment

It’s going to be Halloween-related cartoons for a while, here.

I was going to draw Neurotic Owl in a ghost costume with way too many eyeholes, but then I remembered that I already did this: a while back, so another … Continue reading

November 5, 2013 · Leave a comment

Things I heard at rehearsal today.

Because I’m sure I learned many things this week, but my face is tired and also the brain behind it.  I did go to a rehearsal of the show I’m … Continue reading

November 3, 2013 · Leave a comment

Yay! More references to podcasts you may or may not be listening to!

Although really, if you’re reading this, I think the chances are excellent that you’re listening to ‘Welcome to Nightvale’, because apparently EVERYbody is. Anyway, don’t be confused by the neutral … Continue reading

October 29, 2013 · Leave a comment

Not so coincidentally, the Die Fledermaus production we just opened is set in the 1930s.

Oh, for the days of lounging around the house sipping champagne in a bias silk robe with spectacular feather trim.  I know, I know, the thirties were only like that … Continue reading

October 28, 2013 · 3 Comments

Some things I learned this week. Or possibly just random babbling.

1. The phrase ‘tit wagon’ will never stop amusing me.  It came up at one of my jobs and led to a rolling giggle fit, and now it’s my new … Continue reading

October 28, 2013 · 3 Comments

Darn, I forgot to add some glitter.

I swear someday I’ll stop picking on bitchy Austin girl who haaates Houston and luuuurves Austin and tried to convince me that eating quinoa was the worst thing you could … Continue reading

October 16, 2013 · Leave a comment

Arching her back really doesn’t do much.

Prepare yourselves – I have several cartoons stacked where MPO is a teensy bit of a douche.  I promise, it won’t last.  Still, while it does: ‘This Party Took a … Continue reading

October 15, 2013 · Leave a comment

The Inexplicable Life and Death of Neurotic Owl

  So, once upon a time this happened: Which may or may not have led to this: But it’s all okay now, because this happened! I hear it’s a magical … Continue reading

October 9, 2013 · 1 Comment

Introducing another childhood fear!

Can I just say that if you have a young child who’s already terrified of the dark, and showers, and being left alone, and spiders, and needles, and, really, life, … Continue reading

October 1, 2013 · Leave a comment