Oh god, not Steve again.
If you’re not familiar with Steve the Douchebag Unicorn and Melanie, you should perhaps take a quick detour to this post now. Back? Ok.
In which I am TERRIBLE.
I am SO SORRY, y’all. I am bad person and there is no excuse for me. Places to buy stuff! TEEPUBLIC: mostly t-shirts, a few other products. Watch for … Continue reading
In which I cheat a bit.
Ugh, this guy again. I should really just give him a fedora and get it over with. Dammit, Lydia! And therein lies the cheat, because damned if I’m drawing all … Continue reading
Ugh, this guy.
Dammit, Lydia, cover that ankle. I feel like a lot of this depends on a prior knowledge of who the characters are, and it’s been a long time since some … Continue reading
And now a leetle story.
Some of you already know this. Sorry. Once upon a time, in a land called my apartment, I was looking at Twitter to see whether it was really interesting enough … Continue reading
Get hit with the Tarot stick! Or something. I don’t know where that came from. Wands six and seven, anyway.
One very traditional, and one featuring a game of Whack-A-Mole. Something for everyone! (And yes, that is Steve the douchebag unicorn making a special guest appearance). Oh, also, … Continue reading
And now for something completely random.
There was a logic chain here, but I can’t remember where it started — I just know that it ended with my requesting unicorns riding sharks, and then somebody (I … Continue reading
Happy Saturday! It’s a cartoon, true, but it’s a different cartoon.
In case you missed the saga of Melanie & Steve thus far: Oh, Melanie. It’s hard to feel bad for you when you keep making terrible life choices. That is … Continue reading
The unicorn asked that his face not be shown for personal reasons. His name is Buttercup McFoofytail, though, so I blame his parents.
. . . and nothing bad happens to him at all. No, really. This particular adventure has no horrible twist, other than the fact that he spent his delightful unicorn … Continue reading
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