flying through clouds of uncertainty on wings of existential dread
In case you missed the saga of Melanie & Steve thus far:
Oh, Melanie. It’s hard to feel bad for you when you keep making terrible life choices. That is a huge damn tramp stamp and it’s going to be really hard to cover up if you ever come to your senses.
Also, as I keep making this story sadder and sadder, I just want to remind you that it’s the Bloggess’ fault. In fact, since #artforawesomeness is the whole reason I joined twitter, you can also blame her for my various long-form tweet mishaps.