Happy non-Irish-people-getting-drunk-and-pretending-to-be-Irish day!
This is a repeat, but it’s an appropriate repeat, plus I’m about to give you a new one too, so quit your whining. By the way, can we have a … Continue reading
I wanted to make you wait for the second part and post a picture of owl, otter, and hedgehog eating pie for Pi day, but I was tired last night.
Maybe I’ll do a biiiig drawing of all of my characters having a pie party and then save it for next year, except I’m bad at saving things, so I’ll … Continue reading
Will he finally get his ice cream? Stay tuned. . .
Come back tomorrow! Same owl time, same owl channel! How will you live with the suspense?!?!?!?!? If I were awesome, I’d dig through the archive and link to all of … Continue reading
I don’t get road rage, but I do get grocery store rage. RAGE.
I SEE YOU, dude with 30 individual packages of candy, bacon, and baby food! Thirty is more than ten, dickhead. Go away. PS: I hope that dude had a baby … Continue reading
Please don’t steal shoes from dead witches, because then someone will have to steal your shoes off your body three times, and that seems challenging.
Seriously, who could resist sparkly red shoes, right? Even off a corpse? OK, most people, probably. It’s a shame my scanner doesn’t really pick up glitter. I didn’t even try … Continue reading
You should probably avoid food that makes demands on you.
And can I just say that it’s really hard to draw stripey socks on tiny owl legs? That’s all. Oh, and if he thinks he’s going to use Food Truck … Continue reading