Neurotic Owl

flying through clouds of uncertainty on wings of existential dread

Monthly Archives: March, 2014

They’re certainly not in mine.

March 20, 2014 · Leave a comment

It’s an eye-searing world of horror. And dolphins. And Trapper-Keepers.

March 19, 2014 · Leave a comment

A baby cried into a phone at me earlier, and I know exactly how he felt.

Apparently I did not fully upload the cartoons I thought I uploaded, but that’s okay, because this is how I feel today.  Sorry for the rerun, but aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh. Can I … Continue reading

March 18, 2014 · Leave a comment

Happy non-Irish-people-getting-drunk-and-pretending-to-be-Irish day!

This is a repeat, but it’s an appropriate repeat, plus I’m about to give you a new one too, so quit your whining. By the way, can we have a … Continue reading

March 17, 2014 · Leave a comment

I wanted to make you wait for the second part and post a picture of owl, otter, and hedgehog eating pie for Pi day, but I was tired last night.

Maybe I’ll do a biiiig drawing of all of my characters having a pie party and then save it for next year, except I’m bad at saving things, so I’ll … Continue reading

March 14, 2014 · Leave a comment

Will he finally get his ice cream? Stay tuned. . .

Come back tomorrow!  Same owl time, same owl channel!  How will you live with the suspense?!?!?!?!? If I were awesome, I’d dig through the archive and link to all of … Continue reading

March 13, 2014 · 1 Comment

I don’t get road rage, but I do get grocery store rage. RAGE.

I SEE YOU, dude with 30 individual packages of candy, bacon, and baby food!  Thirty is more than ten, dickhead.  Go away. PS: I hope that dude had a baby … Continue reading

March 12, 2014 · Leave a comment