She still doesn’t need glasses. She just likes wearing them.
Not because her answers are always right, but because there is nothing as gross as writing in pencil on newsprint. Eugh. It’s like mayonnaise and tapioca and cream cheese’s grossness COMBINED. Did I mention that I have issues with white creamy and semi-liquid foods? I mean, clearly my issues are legion, but those are among them. Insert blow-job jokes here, please.
Back me up here, y’all — pencil on newsprint is intolerable, right? Right?
I’m super ranty this week. You should probably be prepped for me to circle back to the whole ‘women being trained to discount their own ideas’ thing tomorrow, because unless I scan a few cartoons tonight, that’s all I’ve got.
Neurotic Owl 