Neurotic Owl

flying through clouds of uncertainty on wings of existential dread

Tag Archives: grade whore

It’s up! And also, August.

So, I’m going to keep rolling out the last few months for those of you who hate links, and also because it gives me a quick respite to finish other … Continue reading

December 19, 2014 · Leave a comment

Lucy!!!!! No, the other one.

Because I wants to see Lucy the action movie, but I think it’s best I do so in private, where my loud groans every time someone says, “ten percent of … Continue reading

August 26, 2014 · Leave a comment

Nerd mum!

  There’s this thing that happens at some cons, where you get ribbons to stick on to your badge for the various roles you fill (guest, panelist, dealer, volunteer, concomitant, … Continue reading

July 4, 2014 · 2 Comments

It’s a love that will last forever.

Coming soon-ish, various other characters marrying items I’ve promised to marry.  For instance, cheese.

May 27, 2014 · Leave a comment

She still doesn’t need glasses. She just likes wearing them.

Not because her answers are always right, but because there is nothing as gross as writing in pencil on newsprint.  Eugh.  It’s like mayonnaise and tapioca and cream cheese’s grossness … Continue reading

March 6, 2014 · Leave a comment

No, not you you, other people you. Cool your mammaries.

Because occasionally it’s nice to use a word that isn’t ‘like’ or the equally vague phrases ‘kind of’, sort of’, etc.  This is yet another thing that drove me bonkers … Continue reading

March 5, 2014 · Leave a comment

Please don’t hate the new guy.

I realize he’s not as lovable as most, but can’t you find a place in your heart for a jellyfish? Just for clarity’s sake, because the facebook preview of this … Continue reading

February 26, 2014 · Leave a comment