Neurotic Owl

flying through clouds of uncertainty on wings of existential dread

Monthly Archives: June, 2014

This one’s all poky and ouchy and sad.

Not entirely coincidentally, I’m working on replacing my possibly 15 year old twin mattress with a nice new full, like the grownups have.  I’m also trying to work with my … Continue reading

June 11, 2014 · Leave a comment

Where will I get a grilled cheese with a side of fried rice now?

This won’t mean much if you’re not from Houston, or possibly even specifically from the Montrose area, but Lucky Burger has been defeated by a greedy landlord who forced them … Continue reading

June 10, 2014 · Leave a comment

In the continuing list of inanimate objects and other non-human things I’ve said I’d marry.

Those would be my black heels, which were worn out five years ago, but are so freaking comfortable that I just can’t let them go until I’ve found a suitable … Continue reading

June 9, 2014 · 2 Comments

Reading is FUNdamental. Or something.

Look, I just ranted yesterday, so sorry about this, but there was an article that I am absolutely not going to link to (because more readers make the source happy) … Continue reading

June 7, 2014 · Leave a comment

Unless you’re describing the show to your blind friend, shhhhhhhhh.

I don’t care how quiet you think you’re being, or how important it is to tell your date that that last song was awesome, I CAN HEAR YOU.  Unless you … Continue reading

June 5, 2014 · 1 Comment

I feel Vulcan, Oh so Vulcan, I’m revokin’ emotion right now!

Not really, but sing it to the tune of ‘I Feel Pretty’, and then write the next bit, please.  That’s all I’ve got.

June 4, 2014 · 2 Comments

And now I’m picturing Manic Pixie Otter smashing out the window of her car, all sexy like. Theoretically.

Because no one can argue that Patrick Swayze wasn’t sexy as all get out in that movie, but the window smashing?  That’s just poor planning.  Use your disadvantaged street kid … Continue reading

June 3, 2014 · Leave a comment

Hello again! Did you miss me?

Hi everybody!  (Hi, Doctor Nick!)  I’m sure you didn’t notice my spotty attendance recently, but it was, and I was, and my excuse is not an excuse really.  I was … Continue reading

June 2, 2014 · Leave a comment