Neurotic Owl

flapping vaguely downward through clouds of uncertainty on wings of existential dread

Author Archives: naralesser

Life sized chocolate moose!

  Apparently Scarborough, Maine is the home of the tastiest pun ever, and also chocolatiers with a lot of free time.  And before you ask, he’s SOLID.  Sooooooo much chocolate. … Continue reading

September 10, 2014 · Leave a comment

He’s looking for Minnetonka moccasins and fudge, and a friendly cat.

  One of the little side trips I miss from going to work at Glimmerglass Opera for a few summers.  Anyone want to go on a road trip to the … Continue reading

September 9, 2014 · Leave a comment

Is this still a thing? That’s a scary thing.

  If you recall, he’s not a huge fan of bees.  Or most bugs, really.  I mean, yes, bees are good and necessary and I want them to exist and … Continue reading

September 8, 2014 · Leave a comment

Kitty video!

I’m still sick, as you’ll be able to tell if you follow the link to Charlie’s Mice Bucket Challenge video, but I figured those who don’t know me on Facebook … Continue reading

September 6, 2014 · 1 Comment

Nope.

I have cartoons cued but I’m feeling extra sick today — like sweaty whenever I stay on my feet for long and just exhausted — and I’m just trying to … Continue reading

September 5, 2014 · Leave a comment

Another roadside attraction.

Pretty much what it sounds like.  It’s a building, shaped like a duck, on Long Island.  If I remember correctly, there’s a gift shop inside. Picky overly observant types will … Continue reading

September 4, 2014 · 2 Comments

Road trip!

So my mom and I drove up to Denton this weekend to visit my brother and his wife and THEIR KITTENS (These guys, but bigger now.) and it was mostly … Continue reading

September 4, 2014 · Leave a comment

Oh, what a world! Wait, no, that’s melting.

Today is a weird day to publish this, since I’m actually home sick and not making it to the gym at all, but whatever.  I’m a zany unpredictable fool.  With … Continue reading

September 2, 2014 · Leave a comment

No mules were harmed in the making of this doodle.

And before you shriek in horror, a muleskinner in this context is just a dude (or chick, presumably) who drives mules.  A muleteer, if you will.  Like a Rocketeer but … Continue reading

August 29, 2014 · Leave a comment

As God is mah witness, I will never wear curtains again!

I promise, I’m definitely going to draw a more legit Bob Mackie cartoon, but thinking about what represents the ultimate Mackie design led me straight past sparkly dresses and Cher-wear … Continue reading

August 28, 2014 · Leave a comment