Nope.
I have cartoons cued but I’m feeling extra sick today — like sweaty whenever I stay on my feet for long and just exhausted — and I’m just trying to … Continue reading
Another roadside attraction.
Pretty much what it sounds like. It’s a building, shaped like a duck, on Long Island. If I remember correctly, there’s a gift shop inside. Picky overly observant types will … Continue reading
Road trip!
So my mom and I drove up to Denton this weekend to visit my brother and his wife and THEIR KITTENS (These guys, but bigger now.) and it was mostly … Continue reading
Oh, what a world! Wait, no, that’s melting.
Today is a weird day to publish this, since I’m actually home sick and not making it to the gym at all, but whatever. I’m a zany unpredictable fool. With … Continue reading
No mules were harmed in the making of this doodle.
And before you shriek in horror, a muleskinner in this context is just a dude (or chick, presumably) who drives mules. A muleteer, if you will. Like a Rocketeer but … Continue reading
As God is mah witness, I will never wear curtains again!
I promise, I’m definitely going to draw a more legit Bob Mackie cartoon, but thinking about what represents the ultimate Mackie design led me straight past sparkly dresses and Cher-wear … Continue reading
MUST CLEAN MOAR.
Ugh, you guys. So last week I had family visiting town from Wednesday to Saturday (yay! {but also eek! time consuming!}) and also had to empty out and scrub the … Continue reading
Lucy!!!!! No, the other one.
Because I wants to see Lucy the action movie, but I think it’s best I do so in private, where my loud groans every time someone says, “ten percent of … Continue reading
Today will have to be a brave day.
So, full disclosure, the amazing leggings I got were free, because my awesome friend Katie of Lineage Wear needed plus size brand ambassadors (basically, pictures of my big butt wearing … Continue reading
Neurotic Owl 