Neurotic Owl

flapping vaguely downward through clouds of uncertainty on wings of existential dread

Distracted as usual.

Cartoon tour of Pemberley coming soon, I’m pretty definitely almost sure.  In the meantime, here’s a thing I’ve been sidetracked by.  I started planning and collecting fabric for a rococo … Continue reading

September 12, 2017 · Leave a comment

More to do!

Hey there, strangers!  I’ve been home so much and posted so little because it’s just been a weird scattered scary time, but I’ve got some forward motion going. So I … Continue reading

September 1, 2017 · 1 Comment

In which I try to worry less and do more.

Specifically, I’m looking at at least 6 days of lost work thanks to this fucking hurricane, maybe more.  I am very lucky that I probably haven’t sustained any major property … Continue reading

August 29, 2017 · Leave a comment

Hurricanes and road trips.

Nope, wait, that’s a TERRIBLE combination.  So, okay, I’m here in Houston and pretty well immured in my apartment waiting for Harvey to decide how long he’s gracing us with … Continue reading

August 26, 2017 · Leave a comment

Exposition exposition

But seriously though, these cartoons are in no way a substitute for reading Pride and Prejudice.  I’m leaving out roughly 98% of the fabulous dialogue because Austen already wrote it … Continue reading

August 22, 2017 · Leave a comment

It’s that time, y’all. PROPOSAL TIME.

    Okay, I know cat topiary isn’t really Lady Catherine’s style, I just couldn’t resist. Why so creepy, Darcy?   Places to buy stuff! TEEPUBLIC: mostly t-shirts, a few … Continue reading

August 19, 2017 · Leave a comment

To Rosings!

Damn, Charlotte. Ladies, if you want to get a handsome, rich, and socially awkward dude, practice that xylophone.

August 17, 2017 · Leave a comment

This is not a real post.

Because I’m an idiot who scanned cartoons on lunch at work and then forgot to send myself the file, that’s why. This is just a reminder that I am not … Continue reading

August 16, 2017 · 5 Comments

The Gardiners are party people.

Well, pandas.

August 11, 2017 · Leave a comment

A public service announcement.

If you have a crafty friend, do not leave them unsupervised for three days with an apartment full of beads, or they will likely ignore everything that needs doing to … Continue reading

August 9, 2017 · 1 Comment