Neurotic Owl

flapping vaguely downward through clouds of uncertainty on wings of existential dread

Tarot some more : Swords 7 & 8

One per customer?  Meh. If the whole teeter-totter thing hadn’t already been the perfect metaphor for living with an abuser, this would be — any direction you go, you’ll probably … Continue reading

April 9, 2015 · Leave a comment

Tarot and pointy objects: Swords 5 & 6

Swords are scary, y’all.  Finding the cute in some of the swords cards is proving challenging, Still, YARR I’M A PIRATE.

April 8, 2015 · Leave a comment

Tarot and an announcement: Swords 3 &4.

Hi, kids!  So the Kickstarter is live and taking preorders and, actually, already fully funded!  Still, you get a treat or two by ordering through Kickstarter that won’t be included … Continue reading

April 7, 2015 · Leave a comment

Tarot, the home stretch. Swords, 1 & 2.

You knew I was going to do this somewhere in swords, right?  Right?

April 6, 2015 · Leave a comment

Tarot-ing all the day. Cups, Queen and King.

Who’s regal as fuck?  This otter.  HER CUP IS SO FANCY IT DOESN’T EVEN LOOK LIKE A CUP. That thing in his left hand is actually a scepter, but the … Continue reading

April 3, 2015 · Leave a comment

Totally on track! Which is unfortunate, because there’s a train coming. Tarot, Cups Page and Knight.

April 2, 2015 · Leave a comment

Sort of on track! Tarot, 10 of Cups.

Because I failed at scanning any of the seventy-leven drawings I have waiting, you just get the one today.  Still, it’s one with baby penguins, so no bitching, you. I … Continue reading

April 1, 2015 · 1 Comment

Back on track! Tarot, Cups 8 & 9.

I’m just going to state right here that what happens in the tarot cards is non-canonical, so no, Neurotic Owl has not finally gotten his ice cream.  Also, he’s currently … Continue reading

March 31, 2015 · Leave a comment

Imma let me finish, but first, something different.

TAROT IS PRETTY GOOD I GUESS, BUT RIVER TAM DESERVES THIS BLOG POST BECAUSE SHE IS THE BEST. ALSO KAYLEE IS PRETTY GREAT. You’ll be shocked — SHOCKED! – to … Continue reading

March 30, 2015 · Leave a comment

Tarot: Whimsical as fuck edition. Cups 6 and seven.

The cute, it burns. I see an elephant!  I see a heffalump!  I see . . a bunch of cups! That’s weird, dude.  You have a strange cup obsession, and … Continue reading

March 27, 2015 · Leave a comment