Neurotic Owl

flapping vaguely downward through clouds of uncertainty on wings of existential dread

The nerd in the hat, part 2. Except I’m not wearing the hat, because I’ve also been making hat stands.

So, just so you know — if you buy a vintage glass toothpick holder shaped like a tophat at an antiques mall, A. don’t tell them you’re planning to drill … Continue reading

April 23, 2015 · Leave a comment

The Neverending Stoooory! Aaaaahaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaaaaah. . .

Again, not up for sale yet because I was busy watching a barber slit SO MANY throats last night.  It was pretty outstanding.

April 22, 2015 · Leave a comment

Mirrormask! Like Labyrinth, but weirder.

Which is saying something, considering that Labyrinth involves the Bog of Eternal Stench and David Bowie’s tights bulge. This one’s not for sale yet, but soon, my preciouses.  Soooooon. In … Continue reading

April 21, 2015 · Leave a comment

Wait, I thought we were done with Tarot! Redesigned back edition.

Because it was pointed out to me that the original design wasn’t reversible, which is probably a thing that would have occurred to me if I were a Tarot user, … Continue reading

April 20, 2015 · Leave a comment

Like my imaginary OKCupid profile says, ‘Feminist, brah.’

But you do have fluffy CGI feathers and a confusing (at age eight) crotch bulge in your other form, so there’s that.  Hands up if you DIDN’T form your early … Continue reading

April 17, 2015 · Leave a comment

Things that aren’t tarot cards! Or owls! Which might be the only reasons you follow me, so oops. But Firefly!

Does it help if I say that there’s an owl in tomorrow’s drawing?  An owl that’s actually a goblin king that’s actually David Bowie? Anyway, you can buy your own … Continue reading

April 16, 2015 · Leave a comment

Tarot: The Endening! Queen and King of Swords.

And that’s all, folks!  Remember, if you want your own copy of all the cards, in an individually decorated box, in a hand made fabric pouch (it’s like a Tarot … Continue reading

April 15, 2015 · Leave a comment

Tarot in yo FACE (because it’s face cards. I’m not funny.) Page and Knightof Swords.

He’s supposed to be posed dashingly with his sword, but I’m pretty sure he’s actually golfing.

April 14, 2015 · Leave a comment

Tarot to the EXTREME: Swords 9 & 10.

Dear everyone, Sorry.  There was just no way the ten of swords wasn’t going to be a terribly upsetting card. Love, Nara, who had to draw her most fragile alter … Continue reading

April 13, 2015 · Leave a comment

Oops.

Hi, guys!  I was going to post the 9 & 10 of swords today, except that I forgot they’re not scanned yet.  Still, we’re closing in on the end rapidly, … Continue reading

April 10, 2015 · 2 Comments