Neurotic Owl

flapping vaguely downward through clouds of uncertainty on wings of existential dread

Tag Archives: anachronisms

No, not you you, other people you. Cool your mammaries.

Because occasionally it’s nice to use a word that isn’t ‘like’ or the equally vague phrases ‘kind of’, sort of’, etc.  This is yet another thing that drove me bonkers … Continue reading

March 5, 2014 · Leave a comment

Like the Kool-Aid man! Only less liquidy and not trying to convince you to drink out of her head.

Seriously, what part of a giant pitcher smashing into your house and then wanting you to drink his innards ISN’T upsetting?  Of course, I have similar feelings about pinatas with … Continue reading

February 21, 2014 · Leave a comment

Badly. Plays the sax badly.

I’m not gonna lie, y’all, when I was in middle- and high-school, the dance company I was in junior company/apprenticed to used a LOT of Kenny G.  Also, a ton … Continue reading

February 20, 2014 · Leave a comment

And now, I get a song stuck in your head for the rest of the day. You’re welcome.

P.S.: If anyone could please explain to me what the hell caused that song to exist besides copious amounts of drugs, that would be awesome.  See also: At the Zoo.  … Continue reading

February 17, 2014 · Leave a comment

In which I obsess about completely meaningless things. Again.

I was so close to calling it quits on this and saying that I was out of ideas, and then the night before last I drew SOOO MANY cartoons, so … Continue reading

February 14, 2014 · Leave a comment

Reruns and riding hoods.

Ummm. . . so. . . I was not so much with the scanning last night because I got busy fixing the problems with my Rogue costume for an event … Continue reading

February 13, 2014 · Leave a comment

Better late than never, especially if you’re worried you’re pregnant.

So technically his birthday was January 20th, but I am procrastinatey and also indecisive.  Anyway, first I drew this one, but it just didn’t seem festive enough: So I festiv’d … Continue reading

January 27, 2014 · 2 Comments

I wish I had.

 

January 24, 2014 · Leave a comment

These are not cartoons.

Since I’m home sick today and don’t feel like writing anything that makes sense, and most of my current cartoons involve at least mini-rants, have these pictures of Tiny Rogue … Continue reading

January 7, 2014 · Leave a comment

Sgraffito Owl has a scratchy throat.

But I don’t!  I seem to have avoided the plague that was a circulating through my workplace a few weeks ago, so yay!  Take that, coworkers who constantly tell me … Continue reading

December 31, 2013 · Leave a comment