Neurotic Owl

flying through clouds of uncertainty on wings of existential dread

Tag Archives: cannibalism

Paper Dolls! (The Endening)

Okay!  So these are available at my Redbubble store, along with all of the other colour ones (I’ll post the b&w sometime soonish), plus Art Nouveau and Zombie dolls!  Click … Continue reading

April 14, 2014 · Leave a comment

Like the Kool-Aid man! Only less liquidy and not trying to convince you to drink out of her head.

Seriously, what part of a giant pitcher smashing into your house and then wanting you to drink his innards ISN’T upsetting?  Of course, I have similar feelings about pinatas with … Continue reading

February 21, 2014 · Leave a comment

TRIGGER WARNING if you’re a hair puller.

I swear I’m not this bad — I get obsessive about snapping off split ends, which is why I really need to keep up with haircuts, and while I don’t … Continue reading

January 9, 2014 · Leave a comment

The other three and twenty are hiding.

December 18, 2013 · Leave a comment

Because dead things are better when they’re made of sugar and covered in pretty flowers.

I honestly wasn’t sure what to do for Halloween, since he’s already worn so many awesome costumes (although I just had a really awesomely meta idea that I will hopefully … Continue reading

October 31, 2013 · Leave a comment

The Inexplicable Life and Death of Neurotic Owl

  So, once upon a time this happened: Which may or may not have led to this: But it’s all okay now, because this happened! I hear it’s a magical … Continue reading

October 9, 2013 · 1 Comment

You’re turning violet, Violet!

  I say this as someone who loves Willy Wonka (both movies in different ways, but the book first and foremost) and Roald Dahl in general — you should not … Continue reading

September 23, 2013 · 2 Comments

I’m giving you a Saturday cartoon because I missed Friday. Also, I’m going to try to sell you things.

I may go wild and do a more traditional Saturday post tomorrow.  Chaos!  Insanity!  Slight scheduling changes! I went to Ladies’ Night at Eighthththth Dimension Comics after work last night, … Continue reading

June 29, 2013 · Leave a comment

Fiiiinally, Neurotic Owlphabet: the part after 12. AKA the end.

I’m only 34, but I’m a darn crotchety 34. Just to be clear, the scary part of this isn’t the zombies — it’s being stuck at a dance party.  Alone.  … Continue reading

June 21, 2013 · Leave a comment

Don’t read this one if you have needle or clown issues. Also, this is Neurotic Owlphabet part 10. Three left!

I was careful to draw two clowns with one axe, so yes, the caption is accurate.  If you didn’t already know it, I am totally that person.  Also, I used … Continue reading

June 14, 2013 · 4 Comments