Neurotic Owl

flying through clouds of uncertainty on wings of existential dread

Tag Archives: cannibalism

Paper Dolls! (The Endening)

Okay!  So these are available at my Redbubble store, along with all of the other colour ones (I’ll post the b&w sometime soonish), plus Art Nouveau and Zombie dolls!  Click … Continue reading

April 14, 2014 · Leave a comment

Like the Kool-Aid man! Only less liquidy and not trying to convince you to drink out of her head.

Seriously, what part of a giant pitcher smashing into your house and then wanting you to drink his innards ISN’T upsetting?  Of course, I have similar feelings about pinatas with … Continue reading

February 21, 2014 · Leave a comment

TRIGGER WARNING if you’re a hair puller.

I swear I’m not this bad — I get obsessive about snapping off split ends, which is why I really need to keep up with haircuts, and while I don’t … Continue reading

January 9, 2014 · Leave a comment

The other three and twenty are hiding.

December 18, 2013 · Leave a comment

Because dead things are better when they’re made of sugar and covered in pretty flowers.

I honestly wasn’t sure what to do for Halloween, since he’s already worn so many awesome costumes (although I just had a really awesomely meta idea that I will hopefully … Continue reading

October 31, 2013 · Leave a comment

The Inexplicable Life and Death of Neurotic Owl

  So, once upon a time this happened: Which may or may not have led to this: But it’s all okay now, because this happened! I hear it’s a magical … Continue reading

October 9, 2013 · 1 Comment

You’re turning violet, Violet!

  I say this as someone who loves Willy Wonka (both movies in different ways, but the book first and foremost) and Roald Dahl in general — you should not … Continue reading

September 23, 2013 · 2 Comments