Neurotic Owl

flying through clouds of uncertainty on wings of existential dread

Tag Archives: cookery

This is just my week for drawing excess, isn’t it? I should have added more hams.

I’m sure there are plenty of other things you can spiral slice, and I’m equally sure that I’ll find out in due course as V uses her spiral slicer on … Continue reading

January 8, 2015 · Leave a comment

All hail the pickle lord, dill be unto him.

This may require explanation for you non-Facebook friends, or just people who weren’t around for my pickle-related descent into madness. So, first, this happened: Facebook posts, because I’m on a … Continue reading

January 5, 2015 · 2 Comments

Never RSVP to a cookie exchange before you know what that entails.

 There’s still dough in my freezer.  And flour in the crevices of my (awesome) hand mixer, because how do you get that out?  I can’t wash the engine-y bit, and … Continue reading

January 3, 2015 · 1 Comment

I swear I haven’t finished the lemon curd yet.

In fact, I haven’t started it, because as much as I want the delicious lemon curd and would be more than happy to eat it with a spoon or, let’s … Continue reading

December 31, 2014 · Leave a comment

October! Did I go too far?

December 18, 2014 · Leave a comment

Nope, THIS is the worst pun.

I won’t give the name of the person reponsible, I’ll just say that *somebody* commented on Facebook about my family having a history with ‘deserts’, and instead of being a … Continue reading

December 3, 2014 · Leave a comment

From all my favorite fuzzies! (And one squishy.)

In which Neurotic Owl is too polite to take the last piece of pie: I’m taking tomorrow off, so here’s a nice big one to tide you over.  Thanksgiving is … Continue reading

November 26, 2014 · Leave a comment

And it ends with creepy face licking.

  Do I need to post the preceding two?  Eh, why not.  Or, if I’m Canadian, why not, eh?

October 22, 2014 · Leave a comment

It continues.

In case you didn’t see this one last week:   And now:

October 21, 2014 · Leave a comment

As long as she doesn’t try to snort it, we’re okay.

. . . because snorting pixie stix leads to pain and colourful snot.  Kids, learn from the lessons of the 80s — the sugar dust goes in the mouth, not … Continue reading

October 20, 2014 · Leave a comment