Neurotic Owl

flapping vaguely downward through clouds of uncertainty on wings of existential dread

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A promissory note.

I didn’t get cartoons scanned last night because my car was dead, so first I waited for roadside assistance and then I had to go to NTB and then they … Continue reading →

September 11, 2013 · Leave a comment

Happy 5774! (Or, y’know, random day of 2013, if you’re all Gregorian and shit.)

‘All Gregorian And Shit’ is my new band name.  So if you haven’t spent the last day or so eating brisket and tsimmes and challah with honey and apples with … Continue reading →

September 6, 2013 · Leave a comment

Ewww, greasy otter. Wait, does that sound like a euphemism?

Greasy pixie otter wants a hug! New euphemism Wednesday w00t!  (That’s not a thing.  Yet.)  Sorry, A, for turning your pain into a cartoon, and also for calling you Snape.  … Continue reading →

September 4, 2013 · Leave a comment

Oh, hello there!

Yaaaaaay *Kermit flail*.  I made it back to you!  I know, all five of you are deeply, deeply thrilled. I think you know my stabby burny feelings regarding this whole … Continue reading →

September 4, 2013 · 1 Comment

Oops. I forgot to scan drawings last night.

So you get nothing.  Nothing!  NOTHING! I’ll aim to post when I get home from work, but I may get too busy on the show I’m designing and run out … Continue reading →

September 3, 2013 · Leave a comment

This isn’t a real post. This is just a thing.

So I’ll get more cartoons scanned when I get home and do a real post then, but I was just thinking about this, and god forbid I have a thought … Continue reading →

August 26, 2013 · Leave a comment

Happy Saturday! It’s a cartoon, true, but it’s a different cartoon.

In case you missed the saga of Melanie & Steve thus far: Oh, Melanie.  It’s hard to feel bad for you when you keep making terrible life choices.  That is … Continue reading →

August 25, 2013 · 1 Comment

His mother named him Lance, but we call him Socially.

So this one was another special request, and sorry in advance, friends who’ve already seen it on Facebook!  Basically, I was at a party with friends taking pictures of Tiddles … Continue reading →

August 22, 2013 · Leave a comment

I may need to redraw this one in a larger format so as to give the van enough detail to do it justice.

Why yes, that is shirtless Gandalf in front of a rainbow with light-up nipples.  Why, what’s on your van? Actually, now that I think about it, I may also need … Continue reading →

August 21, 2013 · Leave a comment

More counting!

I may go back and add some colour to this one.  In case you’ve forgotten: In other news, according to you guys, I’m a Hufflepuff with Ravenclaw tendencies.  Common room … Continue reading →

August 20, 2013 · Leave a comment