flying through clouds of uncertainty on wings of existential dread
Yaaaaaay *Kermit flail*. I made it back to you! I know, all five of you are deeply, deeply thrilled.
I think you know my stabby burny feelings regarding this whole ‘YOLO’ craze. Still, I’m a joiner, so here’s a brand new saying for douchey teenagers who believe in reincarnation!
Ahem. ‘You Only Live As Many Times As Necessary To Work Out Your Karmic Debt’. You’re welcome.
If I don’t hear dudebros shouting YOLAMTANTWOYKD by next week, I will be sorely disappointed.