Neurotic Owl

flying through clouds of uncertainty on wings of existential dread

Tag Archives: nudes

Who likes to color nuuuuudity?

I’m just posting the one today because THIS SHOULD KEEP YOU BUSY.  If you like coloring tiny shapes you’re welcome and if you hate it I’m very very sorry.

May 6, 2020 · Leave a comment

I like my art like I like my world – full of colour.

I like my art like I like my world – full of naked ladies. I like my art like I like my world – whimsical and slightly weird. I’m sure … Continue reading

February 9, 2017 · 1 Comment

Remember colour?

I have many drawings, but none of them are scanned at the moment, so please enjoy this moderately crappy cell phone photo of a halfway-finished piece. I’m 80% sure this … Continue reading

January 17, 2017 · 4 Comments

In which I have drawn yet another naked lady.

What can I say?  Ladies look nice naked. The seals are naked too, but that’s pretty much normal for seals.  Also, if I could pick a mythical creature to run … Continue reading

January 12, 2017 · 1 Comment

In which I am probably inappropriate in several ways.

If you could just paint tattoos on and they stayed, I would be all over that and also possibly make some regrettable choices. Speaking of regrettable choices, it looks like … Continue reading

December 22, 2016 · 3 Comments

Nipple warning? And I swear a lot, too.

 Anyone who thinks the Little Mermaid isn’t a hard-core bitch hasn’t read the original story.  First, she doesn’t do it all for some dude, she basically uses the dude to … Continue reading

September 4, 2015 · Leave a comment

Buttercup McFoodytail’s cousin Steve is a douche. Also, I joined twitter.

For context’s sake, because occasionally I actually do provide context, The Bloggess asked people on Twitter to draw a unicorn and a girl making out just as I was checking … Continue reading

April 30, 2013 · Leave a comment

I’m the king of the barn!

So, okay, this is somewhere between art related and movie joke, because I am nothing if not high-brow.  Speaking of movies I’ve never actually bothered to see all the way … Continue reading

April 3, 2013 · 1 Comment

If you find charcoal drawings inaproppriate, you should really consider your life. Happy Saturday!

  I make odd choices at life drawing sessions.  Sometimes, I frame things strangely. Sometimes I have extra time at the end of the pose, so I draw feet. Sometimes … Continue reading

March 2, 2013 · Leave a comment

. . . and now for something completely different.

I thought once a week or so I’d post a different art project, costume piece, whatever — something besides owls that makes me happy. I did this a few months … Continue reading

January 26, 2013 · Leave a comment