Neurotic Owl

flying through clouds of uncertainty on wings of existential dread

Tag Archives: nudes

I like my art like I like my world – full of colour.

I like my art like I like my world – full of naked ladies. I like my art like I like my world – whimsical and slightly weird. I’m sure … Continue reading

February 9, 2017 · 1 Comment

Remember colour?

I have many drawings, but none of them are scanned at the moment, so please enjoy this moderately crappy cell phone photo of a halfway-finished piece. I’m 80% sure this … Continue reading

January 17, 2017 · 4 Comments

In which I have drawn yet another naked lady.

What can I say?  Ladies look nice naked. The seals are naked too, but that’s pretty much normal for seals.  Also, if I could pick a mythical creature to run … Continue reading

January 12, 2017 · 1 Comment

In which I am probably inappropriate in several ways.

If you could just paint tattoos on and they stayed, I would be all over that and also possibly make some regrettable choices. Speaking of regrettable choices, it looks like … Continue reading

December 22, 2016 · 3 Comments

Nipple warning? And I swear a lot, too.

 Anyone who thinks the Little Mermaid isn’t a hard-core bitch hasn’t read the original story.  First, she doesn’t do it all for some dude, she basically uses the dude to … Continue reading

September 4, 2015 · Leave a comment

Buttercup McFoodytail’s cousin Steve is a douche. Also, I joined twitter.

For context’s sake, because occasionally I actually do provide context, The Bloggess asked people on Twitter to draw a unicorn and a girl making out just as I was checking … Continue reading

April 30, 2013 · Leave a comment

I’m the king of the barn!

So, okay, this is somewhere between art related and movie joke, because I am nothing if not high-brow.  Speaking of movies I’ve never actually bothered to see all the way … Continue reading

April 3, 2013 · 1 Comment