Neurotic Owl

flapping vaguely downward through clouds of uncertainty on wings of existential dread

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More otter! Why do I feel like that statement’s going to lead to some weird search results?

The best gift of all – the gift of herself.  Manic Pixie Otter is not hurting for self-esteem. By the way, Charlie’s way better already!  Hooray!  Now I can get … Continue reading

December 13, 2013 · Leave a comment

This one is very belated, but it’s really Hannukah’s fault for being early.

I blame you, festival of fried foods gambling  lights! I know, I know — that’s a huuuuge dreidel.  I think we can all assume that scale is not so much … Continue reading

December 12, 2013 · Leave a comment

Well, this is embarrassing.

I got nothing, y’all.  There are cartoons, but they’re not scanned yet, because I was working on my portfolio and that eats my brain and also my computer’s brain.  It’s … Continue reading

December 5, 2013 · Leave a comment

Everybody laugh.

If you don’t know ‘Company’ and thus, the song ‘Ladies Who Lunch’, I has a sad for you.  You should watch it, and then, if you’re not depressed enough, may … Continue reading

December 2, 2013 · Leave a comment

Three guesses why I didn’t have time to post earlier.

November 24, 2013 · Leave a comment

Or possibly a dot. One of those.

I was actually at an art auction this weekend (proceeds benefit Project Row House!), and got to chatting with a few acquaintances/friends of acquaintances/random artists, all of whom know my … Continue reading

November 19, 2013 · Leave a comment

Hello again!

Sometimes these are based on ideas from books, or movies, or crazy random happenstance, and sometimes they’re introspective, and sometimes they’re horribly, horribly meta.  Sometimes they’re just shit my friends … Continue reading

November 18, 2013 · Leave a comment

A Scrooge McDuck-style candy vault would be way more fun and probably less painful to dive into, as long as you skipped the lollipops.

Although that IS how you get ants.

November 6, 2013 · Leave a comment

No big joke here. Just a thing I think she’d do.

One of my friends made a super awesome eensy weensy ‘Welcome to Nightvale’ zine, so there’s that. If you were wondering where I was the last few days (but you … Continue reading

October 24, 2013 · Leave a comment

Darn, I forgot to add some glitter.

I swear someday I’ll stop picking on bitchy Austin girl who haaates Houston and luuuurves Austin and tried to convince me that eating quinoa was the worst thing you could … Continue reading

October 16, 2013 · Leave a comment