More otter! Why do I feel like that statement’s going to lead to some weird search results?
The best gift of all – the gift of herself. Manic Pixie Otter is not hurting for self-esteem. By the way, Charlie’s way better already! Hooray! Now I can get … Continue reading
This one is very belated, but it’s really Hannukah’s fault for being early.
I blame you, festival of fried foods gambling lights! I know, I know — that’s a huuuuge dreidel. I think we can all assume that scale is not so much … Continue reading
Everybody laugh.
If you don’t know ‘Company’ and thus, the song ‘Ladies Who Lunch’, I has a sad for you. You should watch it, and then, if you’re not depressed enough, may … Continue reading
Hello again!
Sometimes these are based on ideas from books, or movies, or crazy random happenstance, and sometimes they’re introspective, and sometimes they’re horribly, horribly meta. Sometimes they’re just shit my friends … Continue reading
A Scrooge McDuck-style candy vault would be way more fun and probably less painful to dive into, as long as you skipped the lollipops.
Although that IS how you get ants.
Darn, I forgot to add some glitter.
I swear someday I’ll stop picking on bitchy Austin girl who haaates Houston and luuuurves Austin and tried to convince me that eating quinoa was the worst thing you could … Continue reading