Neurotic Owl

flapping vaguely downward through clouds of uncertainty on wings of existential dread

Tag Archives: overly long titles

As drawn by the girl who just apologized to a table for bumping into it.

May 23, 2014 · Leave a comment

You know how people are always supposed to choose between flying or invisiblity?

If they were a superhero, I mean.  I want to be the kind of person who says flying, but there are too many times when being able to disappear would … Continue reading

May 15, 2014 · Leave a comment

Pausing while a few of you look up ‘slashfic’. . . ah. There you go.

Have any of you read ‘Fangirl’, by Rainbow Rowell?  I’m a little less than halfway through listening to it and the only thing pacing me is that it’s an audiobook … Continue reading

May 2, 2014 · Leave a comment

Oh, look! A post! It’s like I’m reliable or something. Mostly or something.

I’m just going to leave this here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hpiIWMWWVco It’s clearly not the best quality video, but this is the first version I remember from mah childhood (except in black and … Continue reading

May 1, 2014 · Leave a comment

As usual, Passover themed owls will be late.

Because I get ideas on the holiday, not before the holiday, that’s why. Anyway, here’s this: Is that how this Doge thing works?  It confuses and vaguely frightens me.  Of … Continue reading

April 15, 2014 · Leave a comment

I didn’t post this one yet, right? Right? I can’t tell anymore.

Or the paper towels, or his tax forms.  Whatever.  Many of my books have little fang marks in the corners because Charlie does not approve of me reading instead of … Continue reading

April 3, 2014 · Leave a comment

This is infinitely creepier than I meant it to be. Also, FAQs!

Seriously, I was going for cute.  She’s not stealing the baby permanently, she just wants to hold it and sing to it and possibly sniff its head and play with … Continue reading

March 27, 2014 · Leave a comment

Actually, really frequent stress criers know that you do it INSIDE the stall, but I didn’t feel like drawing him on the toilet.

The sink is for when you’re pretty sure you’re done crying, so you go splash cold water on your face to try to look less like you’ve been hysterically sobbing, … Continue reading

March 26, 2014 · Leave a comment

Happy non-Irish-people-getting-drunk-and-pretending-to-be-Irish day!

This is a repeat, but it’s an appropriate repeat, plus I’m about to give you a new one too, so quit your whining. By the way, can we have a … Continue reading

March 17, 2014 · Leave a comment

I wanted to make you wait for the second part and post a picture of owl, otter, and hedgehog eating pie for Pi day, but I was tired last night.

Maybe I’ll do a biiiig drawing of all of my characters having a pie party and then save it for next year, except I’m bad at saving things, so I’ll … Continue reading

March 14, 2014 · Leave a comment