Neurotic Owl

flapping vaguely downward through clouds of uncertainty on wings of existential dread

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Everytime I think I’m out of art jokes, they pull me back in!

Which, speaking of repetitive things that are repetitive, have I tried to sell you a calendar yet today?  I swear I’ll stop soon — at least, once the new year … Continue reading

December 4, 2013 · Leave a comment

This is going to be worse than that time he went to the luau. . .

  Oh, by the way, I just finished putting together a calendar, because clearly that’s exactly what your friends and family need for the coming year: a calendar full of … Continue reading

November 29, 2013 · Leave a comment

It’s in dialect. Aren’t you excited?

Actually, there are three different dialects, and some blank verse, and a short sung section.  That’s cool, right?  You won’t cut him off before the end?  It’s really the best … Continue reading

November 26, 2013 · Leave a comment

Three guesses why I didn’t have time to post earlier.

November 24, 2013 · Leave a comment

I’m tiiiiiired.

This is a repeat, but it’s what I need today, because I watched a movie last night that fucked my shit up and gave me terrible nightmares, and I’m both … Continue reading

November 23, 2013 · Leave a comment

Can you tell I’m a little rusty? I really am. Or maybe he just put on weight since I haven’t exercised him much lately.

Seriously, it’s amazing how much I lose the knack of drawing him after a few weeks off.  Anyway, this was drawn at that same art auction this weekend, when someone … Continue reading

November 21, 2013 · Leave a comment

And once again, his ice cream dreams are foiled. Mwahaha.

I did not recall until after I drew the latest installment in the ‘Neurotic Owl never gets his ice cream’ thread that I’ve already done a cartoon where he’s simply … Continue reading

November 20, 2013 · Leave a comment

Going back to an old one today for a very sad occasion.

This was written a while ago, but I’m just now publishing it because I think we’re far enough from the event now that it’s ok for me to talk about … Continue reading

November 13, 2013 · 2 Comments

Part three! Also, you should not eat that quiche, my owl.

 

November 12, 2013 · 1 Comment

It’s going to be Halloween-related cartoons for a while, here.

I was going to draw Neurotic Owl in a ghost costume with way too many eyeholes, but then I remembered that I already did this: a while back, so another … Continue reading

November 5, 2013 · Leave a comment