Neurotic Owl

flapping vaguely downward through clouds of uncertainty on wings of existential dread

Tag Archives: pimpin’ my cat

I actually didn’t have one of these nights last night, but I am all too familiar with them.

What do you guys do to turn off your brain?  My go-to is reading, but that has its own perils – if the book’s not good enough, I’ll keep getting … Continue reading

April 29, 2013 · 1 Comment

The unicorn asked that his face not be shown for personal reasons. His name is Buttercup McFoofytail, though, so I blame his parents.

. . . and nothing bad happens to him at all.  No, really.  This particular adventure has no horrible twist, other than the fact that he spent his delightful unicorn … Continue reading

April 25, 2013 · Leave a comment

I honestly can’t figure out if I’ve posted this one yet or not.

I watched a fairly long opera last night, then got home to find a note on my door about apartment inspections starting today, so cue the 2-hour frantic cleaning binge, … Continue reading

April 24, 2013 · Leave a comment

The Hat I call Jayne

In honour of a certain asshat network who killed a certain awesome show, intending (and failing) to leave it all corpsified and gross, and are now intent on draining it … Continue reading

April 13, 2013 · Leave a comment

This cat is never going to stop being a terrible plan.

I’ve never been happier than when my vet asked if I wanted the time-release antibiotic shot for Charlie, or the daily medicine that I’d be in charge of giving him.  … Continue reading

April 8, 2013 · Leave a comment

Eep.

  So yesterday started off slow — I was going to go to my parents’ house, do laundry, visit Skippy the Cat and (if she’d let me) Meg the Grumpy … Continue reading

March 24, 2013 · Leave a comment

In a hideous dress, dyed shoes, and a floppy hat.

So here’s another chance to share random stories.  I’ve been trying for a while now to convince somebody to get married at Chuck-E Cheese’s, because I don’t know why.  Just … Continue reading

March 18, 2013 · Leave a comment

Your normal Saturday abnormality will be posting late today cause I’ve got shit to do.

In the meantime, please enjoy this video of Skippy the Cat making sweet, sweet neutered love to my shoes. Skippy + Shoes.Now kiss. Oops.  Apparently this didn’t post earlier, so … Continue reading

March 10, 2013 · Leave a comment

The Cat in the Hat

Happy Saturday, y’all! I found Waldo!  I know this looks vaguely photoshopped, but it’s just a very shiny plastic hat from an M&Ms ornament. He has this awesome habit of … Continue reading

February 16, 2013 · 2 Comments

See? I said this wouldn’t end well. Should have had her spayed, you silly owl.

Seriously, folks.  Spay and neuter your pets, cause that poor cat in heat howling outside my window every night is just confusing the crap out of Charlie.  He knows she … Continue reading

February 11, 2013 · Leave a comment