Neurotic Owl

flapping vaguely downward through clouds of uncertainty on wings of existential dread

Tag Archives: pimpin’ my cat

Can’t move, cat on lap.

  When you reeeeally want to turn off the TV and go to sleep, but you’re TRAPPED.  I think I never published this one?  I drew it ages ago – … Continue reading

August 27, 2016 · Leave a comment

He’s, like, totally tubular.

Speaking of tubular, Mooch grows ever Maine Coon-ier, including a chunky little barrel of a body that would roll really well if he weren’t so squirmy.  Also, I’m having to … Continue reading

August 10, 2016 · Leave a comment

In which I am a mean kitty mom.

Charlie is staying on the steroids for at least two more months, so not only is he a prisoner in my home with no yard priveleges, he’s also being held … Continue reading

July 12, 2016 · Leave a comment

Charlie’s sitting with his back to me staring fixedly into the closet, and I’m pretty sure it’s a message.

Ye cat-dosing fun continueth.

June 30, 2016 · Leave a comment

Of cat pills and such.

So Charlie does not have bladder cancer (YAY!), and his kidneys are fine.  He does have a thicker intestine than he should, which is apparently a possible reason he’s not … Continue reading

June 29, 2016 · Leave a comment

Sunrise, sunset, my kitten is dumb!

Remember that wee little kitten I adopted?  Remember how he’s turned into a MOTHERFUCKING GIANT?  Remember how he likes to try to strangle himself with plastic bags? Here he is … Continue reading

May 13, 2016 · Leave a comment

I’m not done, I swear!

In retrospect, that was a bad way to title my last post for a week and a half.  Except, of course, that I didn’t KNOW I was about to disappear … Continue reading

May 3, 2016 · Leave a comment

I made a thing and now I am DONE.

This is from a Simplicity pattern and ha!  Ha I say!  I am an experienced stitcher lady who balks at neither corset nor chiffon, and this bitch made me weep … Continue reading

April 19, 2016 · Leave a comment

I do doodle.

I’m not sure if I should always be given a pencil and paper during meetings which only partially involve me, or never.  I am an inveterate doodler at the best … Continue reading

April 13, 2016 · Leave a comment

Fear the wrath of Captain Floofy!

Mooch does this thing I can’t seem to catch with a camera in my hand, where he rears up on his hind legs with his front legs stretched out and … Continue reading

March 31, 2016 · Leave a comment