Neurotic Owl

flapping vaguely downward through clouds of uncertainty on wings of existential dread

Tag Archives: pimpin’ my cat

I didn’t post this one yet, right? Right? I can’t tell anymore.

Or the paper towels, or his tax forms.  Whatever.  Many of my books have little fang marks in the corners because Charlie does not approve of me reading instead of … Continue reading

April 3, 2014 · Leave a comment

Buffering. Or maybe fluffering. Wait, no, that’s something else.

“The TV never needs to load.” – Lord Charlie Roundbelly of Lickington

March 31, 2014 · Leave a comment

A baby cried into a phone at me earlier, and I know exactly how he felt.

Apparently I did not fully upload the cartoons I thought I uploaded, but that’s okay, because this is how I feel today.  Sorry for the rerun, but aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh. Can I … Continue reading

March 18, 2014 · Leave a comment

More otter! Why do I feel like that statement’s going to lead to some weird search results?

The best gift of all – the gift of herself.  Manic Pixie Otter is not hurting for self-esteem. By the way, Charlie’s way better already!  Hooray!  Now I can get … Continue reading

December 13, 2013 · Leave a comment

Part the third! Also, some exclamation points!!!!!!

Sad trombone. Also, my kitty has a cold, and I know, I know, it’s just sneezing, it’s fine.  He ate his breakfast as usual, and we just last Friday saw … Continue reading

December 11, 2013 · 1 Comment

Part 2! Now, with less cryptic and depressing rants!

I was in a mood yesterday.  What can I say?  Oh, right, this: He looks awfully cheery, doesn’t he?  I totally got the dry-erase-mustache-on-cone-of-shame idea from the Bloggess, and, while … Continue reading

December 10, 2013 · Leave a comment

Things I heard at rehearsal today.

Because I’m sure I learned many things this week, but my face is tired and also the brain behind it.  I did go to a rehearsal of the show I’m … Continue reading

November 3, 2013 · Leave a comment

Seriously, this cat idea is never going to work out well for him.

In completely unrelated news, guess who just got a flu shot and didn’t freak out or cry or anything?  This girl!  Also, I have two thumbs, so that’s good. I … Continue reading

October 8, 2013 · 2 Comments

So, no joke, I JUST now noticed that I left the H out of Owlphonse.

And okay, his name is also spelled with one more A and one less O and W, but that’s a joke and the missing H is just dumb.  It’s going … Continue reading

September 26, 2013 · Leave a comment

Notice how I’m not linking to pictures of the artist’s work? That’s your job.

It’s the teacher in me, I’m afraid, although I’m sure you’ve all seen at least one Claes Oldenburg.  (OK, honestly, it’s just really hard to add pictures I don’t already … Continue reading

August 29, 2013 · Leave a comment