Seriously, this cat idea is never going to work out well for him.
In completely unrelated news, guess who just got a flu shot and didn’t freak out or cry or anything? This girl! Also, I have two thumbs, so that’s good.
I think I may have misused that phrase somewhat.
Anyway, yes, my innocent little Charlie has totally done this when we were living in NY, and yes, I made one of my male roommates clean it up. You know what? I’m not even sorry. They were thrilled that Charlie killed a mouse, and, given that I once walked in on one of them shaving the other one’s back in the kitchen, clearly not squeamish. Anyway, if I had to listen to Ukrainian roommate #1 having sex with deaf roommate #1 SUPER LOUDLY, the least he could do was clean up a mouse corpse for me.
Charlie, attempting another kill.
Neurotic Owl 
Wow, reading about your NY roommates, and the loud sex, and the back-shaving, and now I have to take a shower. IN MY BRAIN. ;-p
Yup. Are you imagining the sound effects in a mixture of Ukrainian and inchoate yawps? Because that would be accurate.