So, no joke, I JUST now noticed that I left the H out of Owlphonse.
And okay, his name is also spelled with one more A and one less O and W, but that’s a joke and the missing H is just dumb. It’s going to be a bitch to fix, too. 
(Headpillow is a better plan than headdesk if you are exceedingly accident prone and also sometimes bang your head on stuff just because walking and seeing at the same time is hard.)
Neurotic Owl 