This is someone’s fault. You know who you are.
He really shouldn’t have let Manic Pixie Otter dye his feathers last night. You know, you’re in a hollow tree, hanging out with assorted woodland friends, someone says, “This’ll be … Continue reading
Someone bring me the crazy glue and some tamago, stat!
Sorry about the late post, but it’s been a busy day. Luckily, I have the perfect owl: Also, I should occasionally be slightly more of a whiny jerk about food. … Continue reading
This cat is never going to stop being a terrible plan.
I’ve never been happier than when my vet asked if I wanted the time-release antibiotic shot for Charlie, or the daily medicine that I’d be in charge of giving him. … Continue reading
And now I’m thinking about the Van Gogh-Doctor Who episode again, and now I has a sad.
Hopefully this comes across in the scan – I really did paint this quite thickly, wet on wet, with a mix of acrylics and gesso. I want to do even … Continue reading
And she will happily perform your gay wedding there.
Or, as we of the future will call them, weddings. So I was going to post Supreme Court-topical type posts today, because I scanned Equality Owl and Otter and Hedgehog … Continue reading
Eep.
So yesterday started off slow — I was going to go to my parents’ house, do laundry, visit Skippy the Cat and (if she’d let me) Meg the Grumpy … Continue reading
He reeeeeally should have checked the Yelp reviews first.
Once again giving the ‘this won’t end well’ and ‘terrible ideas’ tags a workout.
Sometimes work makes me feel like this.
And by sometimes, I mean basically every day, frequently multiple times a day. It’s a wonder I don’t get stabby sometimes, although the fact that I apologize to chairs when … Continue reading
In a hideous dress, dyed shoes, and a floppy hat.
So here’s another chance to share random stories. I’ve been trying for a while now to convince somebody to get married at Chuck-E Cheese’s, because I don’t know why. Just … Continue reading
In which we learn life lessons from fairy tales.
Happy Women’s Day! Remember, just because an elderly woman offers you an apple, that doesn’t mean she’s necessarily an evil witch trying to kill you so she can stay the … Continue reading
Neurotic Owl 