Neurotic Owl

flying through clouds of uncertainty on wings of existential dread

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THE SLOTHSQUATCH HAS LANDED.

It’s been KILLing me not to tell y’all about this, but while I’m sure The Bloggess does not generally read my thingy, it would serve me right that the one … Continue reading

November 29, 2016 · 33 Comments

Walking dogs is hard, yo.

Don’t get me wrong, cats have their little quirks, but nothing in my life so far has prepared me for a 90 lb dog with a neck made of muscle … Continue reading

October 1, 2014 · Leave a comment

We went to the zoo.

This one’s either super cute or super offensive, so we’ll see what the greater voice of the internets has to say.  Or we would, if more than three people ever COMMENTED. … Continue reading

September 30, 2014 · 2 Comments

Also, I missed that terrible spacing. I totally meant to fix that. Oops.

You know how, sometimes you’re shopping for a birthday present for your friend J, and then you see a plushy stuffed beaver and think, “That’s a thing J needs!”  Then, … Continue reading

January 28, 2014 · Leave a comment