Neurotic Owl

flying through clouds of uncertainty on wings of existential dread

Also, I missed that terrible spacing. I totally meant to fix that. Oops.


You know how, sometimes you’re shopping for a birthday present for your friend J, and then you see a plushy stuffed beaver and think, “That’s a thing J needs!”  Then, you get to the party, and it’s only when she unwraps the present that you realize you just gave a huggable beaver to a lady who enjoys the company of other ladies, without meaning for it to be a joke?

Just me, then?

Anyway, when Inappropriate Beaver eventually appears, now you’ll know why.

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