If you’re not from Texas and don’t know why he’s wearing pink(ish) sneakers, sorry.
If you ARE from Texas, w00t! That means you can vote for Wendy Davis, and since I am in no way unbiased, I’m telling you to do that. Vote Wendy! Let the empurpling of Texas continue!
Honestly, even if you’re not from Texas you’ve probably heard of Wendy Davis, since the Republican douchecanoes have chosen to attack her on allll sorts of fronts on which they would never attack a male politician, in much the same way that they don’t want us to have birth control but also don’t want to help support all those babies once they’re born. They’re sensible like that, and CLEARLY don’t have an anti-woman agenda AT ALL, right? Right?
Neurotic Owl 