Neurotic Owl

flapping vaguely downward through clouds of uncertainty on wings of existential dread

Tag Archives: this won’t end well

Part 2! Now, with less cryptic and depressing rants!

I was in a mood yesterday.  What can I say?  Oh, right, this: He looks awfully cheery, doesn’t he?  I totally got the dry-erase-mustache-on-cone-of-shame idea from the Bloggess, and, while … Continue reading

December 10, 2013 · Leave a comment

Another 3-parter!

Teehee.  Cone of shame.  Just wait till tomorrow!     Speaking of shame, we’re having a leetle bit of family drama right now chez moi, which I’m absolutely not going … Continue reading

December 9, 2013 · Leave a comment

Well, this is embarrassing.

I got nothing, y’all.  There are cartoons, but they’re not scanned yet, because I was working on my portfolio and that eats my brain and also my computer’s brain.  It’s … Continue reading

December 5, 2013 · Leave a comment

This is going to be worse than that time he went to the luau. . .

  Oh, by the way, I just finished putting together a calendar, because clearly that’s exactly what your friends and family need for the coming year: a calendar full of … Continue reading

November 29, 2013 · Leave a comment

THANKSGIVVUKAH!

I always worry when he gets out the goggles. You know, as delightful as that Buzzfeed list of Thanksgivvukah foods is, and as much as I enjoy the existence of … Continue reading

November 28, 2013 · 1 Comment

It’s in dialect. Aren’t you excited?

Actually, there are three different dialects, and some blank verse, and a short sung section.  That’s cool, right?  You won’t cut him off before the end?  It’s really the best … Continue reading

November 26, 2013 · Leave a comment

I’m tiiiiiired.

This is a repeat, but it’s what I need today, because I watched a movie last night that fucked my shit up and gave me terrible nightmares, and I’m both … Continue reading

November 23, 2013 · Leave a comment

Or possibly a dot. One of those.

I was actually at an art auction this weekend (proceeds benefit Project Row House!), and got to chatting with a few acquaintances/friends of acquaintances/random artists, all of whom know my … Continue reading

November 19, 2013 · Leave a comment

Part three! Also, you should not eat that quiche, my owl.

 

November 12, 2013 · 1 Comment

CLIFFHANGER! But, you know, not so much with the exciting suspense.

Basically, I have a three-part cartoon with Food Truck Hedgehog, but I haven’t drawn the third part yet, so I’m just going to post part 1 today, and then I’m … Continue reading

November 7, 2013 · 1 Comment