Neurotic Owl

flying through clouds of uncertainty on wings of existential dread

Monthly Archives: April, 2013

Did I not post yet today? I think I’m subconsciously trying to pretend it’s still Saturday.

  Oops.  Been a little busy with job applications and groceries and shrinky dinks and suchlike.  Anyhoo, another day, another terrible life choice.  Red cape, in the woods, on your … Continue reading

April 21, 2013 · Leave a comment

Even more paper dolls for your Saturday.

Teehee. He’s such a pale ginger he’s nearly unscannable.  Before you mention the lack of body hair, I grew up a dancer among men who did away with such things, … Continue reading

April 20, 2013 · Leave a comment

100! I’ve been posting a lot, y’all.

I wasn’t sure what to post for my 100th, but this seems good since it’s the basic personality traits of both my main characters. (Sorry, Food Truck Hedgehog.)  I am … Continue reading

April 19, 2013 · 1 Comment

Teehee. She actually does have a tail.

I usually assume y’all will either get my references or Google them, but this one has caused enough confusion amongst them as has seen it that I will do your … Continue reading

April 18, 2013 · 1 Comment

This is someone’s fault. You know who you are.

He really shouldn’t have let Manic Pixie Otter dye his feathers last night.  You know, you’re in a hollow tree, hanging out with assorted woodland friends, someone says, “This’ll be … Continue reading

April 17, 2013 · Leave a comment

Still keeping it low key after yesterday.

So last night I had some very bad dreams, as I imagine a lot of people did.  Despite my determinedly watching My Little Pony to give my brain a break … Continue reading

April 16, 2013 · Leave a comment

I don’t have a clever title for this one.

I heard the news on my way home from work today and couldn’t leave on a joke, so.  There really aren’t words.

April 16, 2013 · 1 Comment

He probably won’t end you, though.

So I guess in this case Food Truck Hedgehog would be driving the wagon, and Manic Pixie Otter would be in the back providing cover, though she’s really more of … Continue reading

April 15, 2013 · Leave a comment

Someone bring me the crazy glue and some tamago, stat!

Sorry about the late post, but it’s been a busy day.  Luckily, I have the perfect owl: Also, I should occasionally be slightly more of a whiny jerk about food.  … Continue reading

April 14, 2013 · 3 Comments

The Hat I call Jayne

In honour of a certain asshat network who killed a certain awesome show, intending (and failing) to leave it all corpsified and gross, and are now intent on draining it … Continue reading

April 13, 2013 · Leave a comment