Did I not post yet today? I think I’m subconsciously trying to pretend it’s still Saturday.
Oops. Been a little busy with job applications and groceries and shrinky dinks and suchlike. Anyhoo, another day, another terrible life choice. Red cape, in the woods, on your way to Grandma’s – really? Neurotic Owl needs a sassy gay friend.
If you go into the woods today, you’re in for a big surprise,
If you go into the woods today, you won’t believe your eyes,
Cause today’s the day, a wolf will eat your grandma. . . and then you.
Of course, my version of Teddy Bear’s Picnic kiiind of pales in comparison to this one https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5wLHVjOos8Y, since mine isn’t an impassioned and deeply disturbing plea for animal welfare. NSFW, although if you’re watching Youtube videos at work I want your job.
Neurotic Owl 