Neurotic Owl

flying through clouds of uncertainty on wings of existential dread

Did I not post yet today? I think I’m subconsciously trying to pretend it’s still Saturday.


Oops.  Been a little busy with job applications and groceries and shrinky dinks and suchlike.  Anyhoo, another day, another terrible life choice.  Red cape, in the woods, on your way to Grandma’s – really?  Neurotic Owl needs a sassy gay friend.


If you go into the woods today, you’re in for a big surprise,

If you go into the woods today, you won’t believe your eyes,

Cause today’s the day, a wolf will eat your grandma. . . and then you.

Of course, my version of Teddy Bear’s Picnic kiiind of pales in comparison to this one, since mine isn’t an impassioned and deeply disturbing plea for animal welfare.  NSFW, although if you’re watching Youtube videos at work I want your job.

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