Neurotic Owl

flying through clouds of uncertainty on wings of existential dread

My tummy feels yucky.

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It might be a short day at work for me if I don’t stop feeling like I’m about to throw up soon.  Or if the nausea gives way to blinding cramps.  Screw you, period, you suck.  Menfolk, I never want to hear you complain about anything ever because you do not:

a.bleed like a faucet

b. cramp into a ball of agony

c. throw up for no good reason

d. feel like you’re relapsing into major depression

for at least three days out of every month.  Fuck you too, non-uterus having menfolk.  (I may be a little unaccountably ragey along with being nauseated today.)  First person to bring me hot mint tea and a soft bed will win my undying love for at least 6 hours, although since I’m nauseated, they won’t be the six hours you’re hoping for.

Also, politicians who don’t want insurance to pay for my birth control pill?  If I were on the pill right now I’d have far less symptoms and be less likely to stab you all with a sharpened tampon applicator in a blind, hormone-induced rage, so consider your choices, asshats.

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3 comments on “My tummy feels yucky.

  1. Dynamic Memory Map
    April 23, 2013

    Reblogged this on Perfectly Opaque.

  2. ccoshow
    April 26, 2013

    If I, as a non-uterus-having manfolk, “Like” this post… are you going to beat me?

    • naralesser
      April 26, 2013

      Nah. I’m past the ragey part of the week, plus you practically have an honorary uterus anyway, you enlightened, modern man, you. Coincidentally, I can make you a uterus hat should you ever require one thank to a college show. Yours would be the new improved version, since it wouldn’t have to roll up and fit under a mini skirt.

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