Neurotic Owl

flapping vaguely downward through clouds of uncertainty on wings of existential dread

Author Archives: naralesser

Not the jazz you listen to, though. Obscure jazz. You can’t even handle this jazz.

I can’t help but feel like I’m a constant disappointment to my awesomely musical brother because I think I’m just not that aurally attuned.  I connect best to music with … Continue reading

May 8, 2013 · Leave a comment

You don’t want to know the time I had figuring out his profile.

I imagine we all knew that, sooner or later, I’d be taking advantage of the resemblance, right? For his first feature length project, Neurotic Owl will be presenting a delightful … Continue reading

May 7, 2013 · Leave a comment

Just call him Amelia Owlheart.

He’ll be okay.  His mom packed him a lunch.

May 6, 2013 · Leave a comment

If you don’t get this reference and you’re American, then get off my lawn, you damn kids!

Sad but true story – last year I made a ‘You Bet Your Life’ joke to a community college theatre class, and they stared at me blankly.  OK, fair enough, … Continue reading

May 5, 2013 · 2 Comments

Saturday! Also, free comic book day!

I was going to post pictures of my newly finished TARDIS locket today, but it’s too dimensional to scan well, and my camera’s out of batteries, and I’ve already had … Continue reading

May 4, 2013 · Leave a comment

Even my cartoon owl is better at flirting than me.

Yeah, baby.  He’s a sexy beast.

May 3, 2013 · Leave a comment

In which hope flares again, briefly, then smashes on the ground like so much mint chocolate chip. Mixed metaphor, boom!

Actually, it’s a mixed simile.  Is that a thing?  I’m making that a thing. I feel like there should always be a sad trombone at the end of these little … Continue reading

May 2, 2013 · Leave a comment

It was a very small dragon, but still:

Remember, it’s not whether you win, lose, or turn into a charred pile of feathers: it’s how hard you try. And that’s the sort of logic that causes you to … Continue reading

May 1, 2013 · Leave a comment

Buttercup McFoodytail’s cousin Steve is a douche. Also, I joined twitter.

For context’s sake, because occasionally I actually do provide context, The Bloggess asked people on Twitter to draw a unicorn and a girl making out just as I was checking … Continue reading

April 30, 2013 · Leave a comment

This is for a friend, which is why the little hat, but I know more than a few IT folk. . .

So, true story, while I’m usually pretty self-sufficient with this glowing box I’m currently typing into, occasionally I need help.  And, okay, usually the thing I need help with is … Continue reading

April 30, 2013 · Leave a comment