Neurotic Owl

flying through clouds of uncertainty on wings of existential dread

Tag Archives: fashion darlings!

Bimonthly thingy and oops, all knitting.

I have absolutely had the next card complete in my head for two weeks now but several things have happened. First, I was ninety percent done with my new sweater … Continue reading

January 9, 2022 · 1 Comment

Weekly thingy, now with 30% more sadface! (But also some happyface, where are you going?)

  I am not in general looking for a meal ticket, but if anyone would like to find me a man who is charming and handsome and loves a chubby … Continue reading

July 23, 2016 · Leave a comment

As God is mah witness, I will never wear curtains again!

I promise, I’m definitely going to draw a more legit Bob Mackie cartoon, but thinking about what represents the ultimate Mackie design led me straight past sparkly dresses and Cher-wear … Continue reading

August 28, 2014 · Leave a comment

Today will have to be a brave day.

So, full disclosure, the amazing leggings I got were free, because my awesome friend Katie of Lineage Wear needed plus size brand ambassadors (basically, pictures of my big butt wearing … Continue reading

August 22, 2014 · Leave a comment

Say it with me: Balenciaaaaaaga.

August 9, 2014 · Leave a comment

Which was the term in his day, so stop giving me side-eye.

Aaaand here‘s a nice page on Poiret, one of the earlier designers to just plain ignore what humans are shaped like in favour of whatever oddly flanged column he felt … Continue reading

August 7, 2014 · Leave a comment

This would be wilder, but my scanner understands neon orange gel pen as pale pink. I forgot that.

August 4, 2014 · Leave a comment

Flowers everywhere!

Also, pompoms!

July 26, 2014 · Leave a comment

How could I not draw a badger?

And yes, I do know that the brand Badgly Mischka is made up of two dudes, but how great would it be if their logo was a haughty looking badger … Continue reading

July 22, 2014 · Leave a comment

And she loves a boxy suit.

July 18, 2014 · Leave a comment