Neurotic Owl

flapping vaguely downward through clouds of uncertainty on wings of existential dread

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The Hat I call Jayne

In honour of a certain asshat network who killed a certain awesome show, intending (and failing) to leave it all corpsified and gross, and are now intent on draining it … Continue reading

April 13, 2013 · Leave a comment

This cat is never going to stop being a terrible plan.

I’ve never been happier than when my vet asked if I wanted the time-release antibiotic shot for Charlie, or the daily medicine that I’d be in charge of giving him.  … Continue reading

April 8, 2013 · Leave a comment

Shhhhhhhhhh.

I actually did this at Pesach when a certain relative of mine would NOT stop talking at me, but it’s frequently the case.  One of several reasons I had trouble … Continue reading

April 7, 2013 · Leave a comment

Saturday: Narnia, The Enchartening

If you didn’t see the post that led to this, it’s here: https://neuroticowl.com/2013/04/02/and-now-im-thinking-about-the-vangogh-doctor-who-episode-again-and-now-i-has-a-sad/ Also, that implies you’re not following me, and clearly that is a sad and terrible decision on … Continue reading

April 6, 2013 · 1 Comment

And she will happily perform your gay wedding there.

Or, as we of the future will call them, weddings. So I was going to post Supreme Court-topical type posts today, because I scanned Equality Owl and Otter and Hedgehog … Continue reading

March 28, 2013 · 1 Comment

In a hideous dress, dyed shoes, and a floppy hat.

So here’s another chance to share random stories.  I’ve been trying for a while now to convince somebody to get married at Chuck-E Cheese’s, because I don’t know why.  Just … Continue reading

March 18, 2013 · Leave a comment

Your normal Saturday abnormality will be posting late today cause I’ve got shit to do.

In the meantime, please enjoy this video of Skippy the Cat making sweet, sweet neutered love to my shoes. Skippy + Shoes.Now kiss. Oops.  Apparently this didn’t post earlier, so … Continue reading

March 10, 2013 · Leave a comment

The Cat in the Hat

Happy Saturday, y’all! I found Waldo!  I know this looks vaguely photoshopped, but it’s just a very shiny plastic hat from an M&Ms ornament. He has this awesome habit of … Continue reading

February 16, 2013 · 2 Comments