Neurotic Owl

flapping vaguely downward through clouds of uncertainty on wings of existential dread

Tag Archives: halfway to crazy cat lady

And now for something moderately different.

I’m working on a new calendar — which I doubt will be ready before New Year’s, but you guys are patient, right?  You won’t be ruled by the calendar in … Continue reading

December 4, 2014 · Leave a comment

From all my favorite fuzzies! (And one squishy.)

In which Neurotic Owl is too polite to take the last piece of pie: I’m taking tomorrow off, so here’s a nice big one to tide you over.  Thanksgiving is … Continue reading

November 26, 2014 · Leave a comment

Mmmm, mice.

It’s probably even less upsetting to have a bucket of mice dumped over you if you’re an owl.  Still, Charlie cat didn’t seem so much upset as mildly irritated by his … Continue reading

September 18, 2014 · Leave a comment

Kitty video!

I’m still sick, as you’ll be able to tell if you follow the link to Charlie’s Mice Bucket Challenge video, but I figured those who don’t know me on Facebook … Continue reading

September 6, 2014 · 1 Comment

Road trip!

So my mom and I drove up to Denton this weekend to visit my brother and his wife and THEIR KITTENS (These guys, but bigger now.) and it was mostly … Continue reading

September 4, 2014 · Leave a comment

Which is why there are big red scratches on my cleavage right now.

My Charlie cat is sweet and lovable and charming and clumsy as all hell.  He never scratches me on purpose, but he loves being on my lap or my shoulder, … Continue reading

August 15, 2014 · Leave a comment

And the party will be stripey.

Seriously, who doesn’t love the ridiculous glittery fashion elf who is Betsey Johnson?  She’s like the magical love child of Lisa Frank and Tim Burton, but more awesome.When people talk … Continue reading

July 17, 2014 · Leave a comment

Oh wait, did you need milk? She forgot the milk.

You know how I tend to think people are judging my groceries, like when I buy cookies and assume everyone in the store is silently mocking the fat chick with … Continue reading

July 5, 2014 · Leave a comment

Pleeeease?

Every time I go to the pet supply store I get snagged by the kitties and the hamsters and the gerbils and the ferrets and ALL THE FLUFFIES, and if … Continue reading

June 20, 2014 · Leave a comment

Yoga is hard, yo.

“I call this pose ‘gracefullest kitteh’.” – Lord Charles of Ploppington, baron of the remote.

May 28, 2014 · Leave a comment