Neurotic Owl

flapping vaguely downward through clouds of uncertainty on wings of existential dread

Tag Archives: I don’t know from sports

Because the tendency to leap out of the way when someone else heads for the same chair as you is not what that game is about.

Y’all, there was a game of musical chairs at my work Christmas party that seemed likely to dissolve into bloodshed at any moment.  I was actually thrilled to be out … Continue reading

December 25, 2013 · Leave a comment

It’s going to be Halloween-related cartoons for a while, here.

I was going to draw Neurotic Owl in a ghost costume with way too many eyeholes, but then I remembered that I already did this: a while back, so another … Continue reading

November 5, 2013 · Leave a comment

Darn, I forgot to add some glitter.

I swear someday I’ll stop picking on bitchy Austin girl who haaates Houston and luuuurves Austin and tried to convince me that eating quinoa was the worst thing you could … Continue reading

October 16, 2013 · Leave a comment

Oof.

I swear, I’ve had it in the back of my head to post all day today, but the front of my head has been busy figuring out what these people … Continue reading

September 22, 2013 · Leave a comment

This isn’t a real post. This is just a thing.

So I’ll get more cartoons scanned when I get home and do a real post then, but I was just thinking about this, and god forbid I have a thought … Continue reading

August 26, 2013 · Leave a comment

200 posts! Good lord.

I couldn’t decide which drawing was fun enough for the 200th post, so here.  Have a ton (of my old favourites)!

July 28, 2013 · 2 Comments

Sorry I was too tired last night. Have a bonus link!

He would have drawn the mascot on the flag if he knew what it was.   Since I’m currently working for my . . . wait, it’s not your alma … Continue reading

July 25, 2013 · Leave a comment

Saturday! I have not time for non-work art right now, so. . . .podcasts anyone?

I listen to a LOT of podcasts.  No, seriously, a ton.  They make me happy when skies are grey and fabrics are blotchy.    If you’re fancy enough to read a … Continue reading

July 20, 2013 · 2 Comments

Eh?

Mostly because it’s less hot there (stupid Texas!  stupid global warming!), but they do also have prescription drugs and maple syrup/maple candy, and poutine, and cherry timbits.   Tiiiiiiiiiiimbits.  And moose. … Continue reading

July 14, 2013 · Leave a comment

And now back to your regularly scheduled cartoons, which don’t have to rhyme.

Hooray!  If I do eventually do a counting book with Manic Pixie Otter, remind me that doing it in rhymed couplets is a dumb plan.  I’ll still do it, but … Continue reading

June 21, 2013 · Leave a comment