Neurotic Owl

flapping vaguely downward through clouds of uncertainty on wings of existential dread

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So, I lied, but only a little bit.

Clearly I did not manage a post last night — work ran even later than expected — but I did scan things!  Hooray! So, for those unfamiliar with Passover traditions, … Continue reading

April 22, 2014 · 2 Comments

Please don’t steal shoes from dead witches, because then someone will have to steal your shoes off your body three times, and that seems challenging.

Seriously, who could resist sparkly red shoes, right?  Even off a corpse?  OK, most people, probably. It’s a shame my scanner doesn’t really pick up glitter.  I didn’t even try … Continue reading

March 10, 2014 · Leave a comment

I drew on the walls. It was delightful.

One of the many delights of Houston + my friends is the arts community.  So, Saturday I went with my buddies to the Lawndale Art Center, where they had covered … Continue reading

February 11, 2014 · Leave a comment

Although my portfolio is primarily digital nowadays, it still feels just like this.

Just assume I’m covered in METAPHORICAL tape and paper shreds. Oh, hey, progress!  The living room is presentable!  Huzzah! Also, it’s not 2014 yet, so it still makes sense to … Continue reading

December 24, 2013 · Leave a comment

More otter! Why do I feel like that statement’s going to lead to some weird search results?

The best gift of all – the gift of herself.  Manic Pixie Otter is not hurting for self-esteem. By the way, Charlie’s way better already!  Hooray!  Now I can get … Continue reading

December 13, 2013 · Leave a comment

Part 2! Now, with less cryptic and depressing rants!

I was in a mood yesterday.  What can I say?  Oh, right, this: He looks awfully cheery, doesn’t he?  I totally got the dry-erase-mustache-on-cone-of-shame idea from the Bloggess, and, while … Continue reading

December 10, 2013 · Leave a comment

Something different for your Sunday.

So, I’ve been working on the railroad rebuilding my portfolio website, and I got to the part where I’m supposed to upload a photo of me, and eugh.  I always … Continue reading

December 9, 2013 · 4 Comments

Well, this is embarrassing.

I got nothing, y’all.  There are cartoons, but they’re not scanned yet, because I was working on my portfolio and that eats my brain and also my computer’s brain.  It’s … Continue reading

December 5, 2013 · Leave a comment

Everytime I think I’m out of art jokes, they pull me back in!

Which, speaking of repetitive things that are repetitive, have I tried to sell you a calendar yet today?  I swear I’ll stop soon — at least, once the new year … Continue reading

December 4, 2013 · Leave a comment

Everybody laugh.

If you don’t know ‘Company’ and thus, the song ‘Ladies Who Lunch’, I has a sad for you.  You should watch it, and then, if you’re not depressed enough, may … Continue reading

December 2, 2013 · Leave a comment